In my bedroom at night. Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~ Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~ Me: Uh....what's that....?! Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~ Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!! Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!
Me: *casually sitting in my room* Brother: *opens door* Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin. Me: What's going on? Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family.
Looks at bedroom Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow TOMORROW Looks at bedroom Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW Me: Eh, I'll clea- WTF...*Looks at clean bedroom* Mum: Your welcome Me:Wow, I didn't realise I cleaned it already Mum: Mum: Mum: Mum: That's the last time I'm cleaning it.... THE NEXT DAY Looks at bedroom Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
There's a ghost in my bedroom, it haunts me at night. I've asked him to leave, but he keeps stopping by. Just when I think that I'm alone, it shows up again with a friend this time. And now this is getting old. I don't know what to do. Metaphorically, this ghost is you.
I'm ME, don't judge. I'll stand up for myself against an angry bully, i'll even punch them if i have too. but if there is a spider in my bedroom, i'm going to scream like a little girl and stand on my bed until u kill it and put it into the bin outside.