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Best Bedroom Quotes This Week

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:38pm EST
    Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 9:30pm EDT
    In my bedroom at night.
    Me: ~is peacefully playing on my phone in my bed~
    Me: ~hears rustling outside of my closed door~
    Me: Uh....what's that....?!
    Zombie: ~bursts through door with giant axe~
    Me: AHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD WTF AHHH!!!
    Me: Oh no wait, you're not my mom!! Haha, whew i was scared there for a second!! Imagine if you were my mom and she saw me playing on my phone this late! Hahahah sorry about that!

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 10:13am EST
    in my bedrom: decent singer . . In the shower : internation pop superstar

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 8:17pm EST
    I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending like I don't exist.

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:33pm EDT
    Parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
    Me: This is my design

  6. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:08pm EDT
    "lets take this to the bedroom"
    I say as I carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:25pm EDT
    Me: *casually sitting in my room*
    Brother: *opens door*
    Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin.
    Me: What's going on?
    Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family.

  8. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 12:55pm EDT
    Your name written on paper
    shreded to pieces on my bedroom floor

  9. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:55pm EDT
    "Close the door!"
    Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home.

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 6:29pm EDT
    "Let's take this to the bedroom"
    I say as I take my bowl of Ice cream to my room.

  11. macdaddy118 macdaddy118
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2016 2:37am EDT
    We worship in the bedroom.
    The only heaven I'll be sent to,
    is when I'm alone with you.

  12. TheUnexpectedArrival TheUnexpectedArrival
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 1:50pm EDT
    Looks at bedroom
    Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
    TOMORROW
    Looks at bedroom
    Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
    THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
    Me: Eh, I'll clea- WTF...*Looks at clean bedroom*
    Mum: Your welcome
    Me:Wow, I didn't realise I cleaned it already
    Mum:
    Mum:
    Mum:
    Mum: That's the last time I'm cleaning it....
    THE NEXT DAY
    Looks at bedroom
    Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow

  13. LifeIsDeeperThanScars LifeIsDeeperThanScars
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:01am EDT
    There's a ghost in my bedroom, it haunts me at night.
    I've asked him to leave, but he keeps stopping by.
    Just when I think that I'm alone, it shows up again with a friend this time.
    And now this is getting old.
    I don't know what to do.
    Metaphorically, this ghost is you.

  14. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:59pm EST
    watching the snow fall through my bed room windows

  15. Moonchild_69 Moonchild_69
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:30pm EDT
    i want to put a quote on my bedroom wall...
    ANY IDEAS? :)
    if you have any favorite quotes post them down below please ? :)
    btw, im looking for happy / inspirational quotes ^-^ thanks😊❤

  16. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 4:11pm EDT
    I love when I have my fairy lights on in my bedroom and
    I'm curled up in my bed eating whatever and reading a
    great book (:

  17. Amba_Is_Not_Ok Amba_Is_Not_Ok
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 5:16am EST
    I'm ME, don't judge.
    I'll stand up for myself against an angry bully, i'll even punch them if i have too.
    but if there is a spider in my bedroom, i'm going to scream like a little girl and stand on my bed until u kill it and put it into the bin outside.

  18. .joyriding.* .joyriding.*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 4:02am EDT
    mum: why do you spend so much time in your room?
    me: maybe you should ask yourself "why des she spend so much time in her room?"

  19. cloverchild cloverchild
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 10:59pm EDT
    Distance sucks, my room is so far from the kitchen.

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