Best Bed Quotes This Week

Cammie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:45pm UTC

imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
no floor, just bed.
you roll too far to one side?
don't worry, bed's still there.
all is bed.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:36pm UTC

Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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gab*
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 6:11pm UTC

me at 8 years old: goes to bed 2 and a half hours before parents
me at 10 years old: goes to bed 2 hours before parents
me at 11 years old: goes to bed 1 hour before parents
me at 12 years old: goes to bed half hour before parents
me at 13 years old: goes to bed same time as parents
me 4 months ago: goes to bed hour after parents
me now: has all nighters every other night

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gab*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:58pm UTC

summer
is when you go to bed at the same time your parents wake up to go to work.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:20pm UTC

A bed;
Where most teenagers find themselves
for 16 hours a day,
because they'd rather be asleep than
deal with their problems.
And if sleep is for the weak,
then teenagers are the weakest group.
It's a drug.
You close your eyes and just like that,
you're gone and reality cannot touch you.
And if nothing was ever a priority,
most of us wouldn't bother waking up.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 8:09pm UTC

ONE TIME THIS BOY WAS LIKE
"IF YOU'RE A BLONDE JUST GET IN MY BED"
AND I MESSAGED HIM
"I'M NOT BLEACH-BLONDE BUT I'M A DIRTY BLONDE LOL"
AND
HE
THOUGHT
I
WAS
SERIOUS

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC

My perfect day:
- Home alone
- Raining outside
- Cuddled up in bed
- My laptop by my side
- Loads of food
- Good music

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KatieInAStrangeLand
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Before going to bed: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay up all night watching random things and stay on Witty
In Bed: Omg. How did I not want to be here? This is the best thing ever. I'm not leaving this bed.
Before going in the shower: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay in my bed and never leave it
In the shower: Omg. How did I not want to be here? Whoever invented the shower is a freaking genius. I'm never leaving this shower.
Before going to school: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay in my house doing nothing. I could just shower and sleep and then sleep and shower.
In School: Omg. I know why I didn't want to be here. It is terrible. Full of peasants. I want to leave right now.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 9:48pm UTC

At night: My bed is so uncomfortable and I can't sleep
In the morning when I have to go to school: My bed is so comfortable and I can't get out

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 5:04pm UTC

I'm very good in bed... I stay
on my side and rarely steal all the covers.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Am I the only one who wakes up
then stays in bed for like another hour

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 8:55pm UTC

CAN YOU RELATE?
My bed time is when my cell
phone battery is almost flat.

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^_^*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 2:21pm UTC

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:58am UTC

When you're half-asleep and half-awake
and you fall in your dream and spazz the f//ck out in your bed.

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 12:49pm UTC

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I
stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 11:47am UTC

You were the reason why I went to my bed happy...Now you're the reason why I cry myself to sleep.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:47pm UTC

A bed; where most teenagers find themselves'
for 16 hours of the day because , they'd rather be
asleep than deal with their problems and if sleep is
for the weak, then teenagers are the weakest group.
It's a drug . You close your eyes and just like that , you're
gone and reality can't touch you. And if nothing was ever
a priority, most of us wouldn't bother even waking up.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I love my bed.
We have the best relationship ever.
My mom just doesn't like the fact that we sleep together.

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gab*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC


.
.
.
.
aLL THe CuTeST GuYS
seem to appear whenever I look like I just rolled
ouT oF BeD.

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