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Beaver Quotes

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    My blonde sister: Lol she's like a beaver
    Me: What?
    My blonde sister: Wait is a beaver like the thing that eats wood?

  2. jojo11 jojo11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Are you a beaver?? Cuz dam'

  3. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    THEM: "OMG, I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
    Me: Well, I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you.

  4. ThatLostGirl* ThatLostGirl*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    If anyone is ever feeling upset, just know that one day in school I accidentally yelled "Dam.mit" quite loudly. My principle heard and was about to give me a detention until I told him I was actually telling my friend a joke. Then he made me tell him the joke, so on the spot, totally unprepared, I came up with:
    "What did the beaver say to the other when he saw the water coming down the river?
    'Aw dam.mit'
    :)

  5. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Are you a beaver?
    Cause dam.

  6. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    Are you a beaver?
    cause dam.

  7. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
    nmq

:)

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