If anyone is ever feeling upset, just know that one day in school I accidentally yelled "Dam.mit" quite loudly. My principle heard and was about to give me a detention until I told him I was actually telling my friend a joke. Then he made me tell him the joke, so on the spot, totally unprepared, I came up with:
"What did the beaver say to the other when he saw the water coming down the river?
'Aw dam.mit'
:)