Bathroom Quotes

musicure
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February 20, 2018 8:11am UTC

i'm not a stranger to the dark
hide away, they say
because we don't want your broken parts

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ironwoodcustombuildersutah
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July 6, 2017 8:44pm UTC

Utah's Premier Custom Home Builder and Remodeler

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MyWittyProfile
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June 5, 2014 5:54pm UTC

DO NOT TAKE HAVING A BATHROOM LIGHTLY
I have not peed since noon and it is now 6 PM and I still haven't peed.
THE PLUMBING ISN'T WORKING
appreciate what you have when you have it
just saying

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bellacoolbird
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May 30, 2014 5:34pm UTC

Don't you hate it there is guests over and they ask " Do you have a bathroom?" Where else would we poop? The yard?

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Vinita*
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May 26, 2014 6:02pm UTC

I gave my toilet a lap dance once

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kissmegoodbye
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May 18, 2014 6:25pm UTC

I swear my cat only sits on me when I'm about to go to the bathroom.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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May 11, 2014 2:16pm UTC

They expect me to decide what to do with the rest of my life,
but I still need permission to use the bathroom

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DunGoofed
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January 26, 2014 2:54am UTC

I love the bathrooms at Brooklyn Bowl. There is a little area right outside of the bathroom with some couches and I fell asleep there.

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DunGoofed
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January 15, 2014 3:42pm UTC

My cat sneezed and it was the cutest thing in the world. Then he went to the bathroom and pooped in the tub.

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*Tori Leigh*
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December 24, 2013 11:45pm UTC

does anyone else get paranoid when they're at a house with a lot of family and
they need to use the bathroom and are afraid someone will walk in on them
or is that just me

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Hanny*
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December 22, 2013 6:34pm UTC

It feels like I'm falling in love when I'm falling to the bathroom floor

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mtndewhm*
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December 11, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Apparently
you can't like a band if you don't know all the member's full names,
every song they've ever written,
how many times a day they use the bathroom,
their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

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Heidi*
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November 26, 2013 9:01pm UTC

biggest mistake of my life: sharing a bathroom with my brother
just kidding
but seriously

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suicide_angel1999*
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November 26, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Girl Code to cutting the bathroom line is: if you cut me, im going to cut u, like, not in the line, im going to phsyically cut you.

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happiest*
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November 21, 2013 2:51pm UTC

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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Heidi*
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November 1, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I'm pretty sure I'm the only girl in my school who goes to the bathroom to use the toilet.
Not the mirror.

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Losing It *
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October 29, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Can it wait?
Me: *in my head* No you idiot, that's kind of why I asked to go
Me: *walks back to my seat as my blatter bursts in the process*
Me: *points at teacher* This was all YOU

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PrimarilyParamore*
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October 23, 2013 9:35pm UTC

You may be American, but when you're heading to the bathroom you're Russian, in the bathroom, European, and after, you're Finnish.
nmf, nmq

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uthinkuruntouchable
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October 19, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Because the government shut down,they shut the public bathrooms down.

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jennydoee
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October 11, 2013 8:34am UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its
secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission,
as opposed to expressing an ability.
I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that.
My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: ...

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