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Virginia Doran*
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March 18, 2014 4:44pm UTC

Once upon a time God told all the animals "I'm inviting you all to my banquet tomorrow don't be late!" Hearing that the mischievous rat lied to his neighbor the cat and told him the banquet would be the day after tomorrow. The next day the rat rode on the back of the Ox and nimbly landed before the banquet hall after him followed the ox the tiger and all the rest and together they feasted until the morning....all except the cat who had been tricked.

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Virginia Doran*
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March 14, 2014 7:31pm UTC

When the snow melts what does it become?

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Arcade1012
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June 18, 2013 4:31pm UTC

Let's stay
Together, always.

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valerieexrainbowss
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June 5, 2013 10:56pm UTC

"No use throwing your fishes in a basket with a hole in it."

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DaisyJay
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May 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people? "Alright now get in the basket."

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CharliesTheName
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April 30, 2013 4:51pm UTC

So I was at my dad's house today.
I rarely go to my dad's house and he just moved here so I'm not familiar with it.
So he said "Charlie, go bring this box into the basket of bottles in the garage.
I asked him "Where in the garage is the basket?"
And he just flipped out on me like "CHARLIE YOU ARE 13 YEARS OLD HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET ALONG IN THE REAL WORLD WHEN YOU GROW UP??? YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW WHERE THE BASKET IS!"
I probably looked him dead in the eye for 30 seconds until I said "Dad.....I'm 17."

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