Bandmerch Quotes

PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 5:17pm UTC

I wanna
buy some
new Band
Merch,
But I
don't know
what to
get!
(Do you see my dilemma?!?)

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 5:11pm UTC

All I
want is
a closet
full of
FOREVER 21
and
BAND MERCH,
is that
too much
to ask
for?
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 2:48pm UTC

DearSanta, letit rainbandmerch onChristmas. Ok, bye

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KingdomMinded16
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 11:00am UTC

mom: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
mom: you have enough band merch.
me: *flips table* LIES!

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 3:30pm UTC

Going to burn all my Lostprophets band merch... This is a memory I don't want to remember... That the lead singer of one of the bands I grew up listening to is a child molester!

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 2:50pm UTC

parent: do this thing for me
me: no
parent: i'll buy you band merch
me: okay

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*kawaii satan*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 10:07am UTC

me: *wears band merch to school*
parents: i give up
teachers: ...
popular kids: what are you wearing is it satanic
quiet kids: um. nice shirt...
the one kid who gets it: i like your shirt

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 9:14pm UTC

If I die young bury me in band merch
Lay me down in a bed of posters.
Spread my ashes at the warped tour
send me away with the words of a punk song.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC

AUSTIN CARLILE FOR PRESIDENT
Austin Carlile should be our leader because we owuld all get free Squidgy's and 6 meths a day. I would also like to have Alan Ashby as vice presidents so we would all have our own cat. Pierce The Veil and All Time Low should run the rest of the government. We could have free concerts every night and free band merch every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
Cats.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Mum: Ok, we're going to a party, wear something special
Me: Can I wea-
Mum: Band merch is not special
Me: *gasps*
Me: HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 9:05pm UTC

So today in history our teacher (Mr. Stone, if you're curious) made us right Christmas lists. This was mine:
-Combat boots
-Warped tour tickets
-Riot Fest Tickets (3-day, chicago)
-Unlimited band merch
-A unicorn

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Me: *Aggressively stares at you because you're wearing band merch*

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TheGirlWhoLived*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:17am UTC

So can there be a punk school where we all dress in band merch and no one will bully us for it?
Our teachers will be ex band members with tattoos and play sick guitar solos?
instead of school prom will just have a warped tour kinda thing?

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MySecretReality
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Dear Santa,
Please let it rain band merch this Christmas
k bye

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Mom: You need to make a good first impression! Wear something nice.
Me: Ok!
Me: Pierce The Veil, All Time Low, or Mayday Parade.
Me: Oh, I got it!
Me: *Puts on Pierce The Veil shirt, All Time Low hoodie and Mayday Parade bracelet.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: Band merch.
Mom: What do you want for Christmas?
Mom: Do you need anything while I'm at the store.
Me: Yeah, band merch.
Mom: Anything else besides band merch?
Me: Band members.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 5:55pm UTC

She wears short skirts,
I wear band merch
She cheer captain,
And i'm an anti-social bundle of hate

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BeRecklessBeBrave
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 2:56am UTC

buy me band merch
& I promise you , you'll have my heart 5ever

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DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 5:32pm UTC

so yesterday i went to Universal Orlando.
when i was coming off one of the Harry Potter rides
the guy who worked there, said
"i love you shirt, Pierce The Veil is one of my favorite bands"
im like *omg i love you*
then a few minutes later i saw some one else wearing a Pierce The Veil shirt
we looked at each other & like yes..
yesterday was a good day.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:50pm UTC

I wear band merch in public
as a form of mating call

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