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  1. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 3:36am UTC
    Sometimes you look around at all the faces that surround you and
    one face stays with you.
    You ponder about that face for awhile.
    You think to yourself,
    "That guy looks like a Greg."
    And you nod to yourself satisfied.

  2. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 11:23am UTC
    "Forever is composed of nows." - Emily Dickinson

  3. LadyFranco384 LadyFranco384
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    By the time you understand life,
    there is little left to live.

  4. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    So, my friend had been calling me a belIend for a while, and I didn't know what the word meant so naturally I let it go. He kept calling me it, so I decided to investigate. THE LITTLE DOUCHE WAS CALLING ME THE TIP OF A PENlS AND I LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

  5. fefe123 fefe123
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    hehe Tylers gonna kill me
    Why?
    thats one of his dreams is to see bmth
    HE CAN GO SUCK MY DUCKS MILK.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. fefe123 fefe123
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    Me; I Love..
    Him; Me?
    Me; Dont Interrupt me i was gonna say Ice-Cream

  7. OliviaLou02 OliviaLou02
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 6:20am UTC
    Can't fight the feelin'.
    You got me feelin'.
    You got me feelin'

  8. SwagForLoveBaby SwagForLoveBaby
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 11:44am UTC
    Me: Why are guys staring at me! I must be ugly today!
    My guy friend: Your wearing yoga pants.
    Me: They are looking up higher than that!
    My guy friend: They are looking at your boobs.
    Me: Yeah right! I must have somthing on my face.
    Me: *starts walking to the bathroom*
    My guy friend: TRUST ME! I'M LOOKING RIGHT NOW!

  9. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    1999:Single (0 years old)
    2000:Single(1 years old)
    2001:Single (2 years old)
    2002:Single (3years old)
    2003:Single (4 years old)
    2004: Taken (5 years old, that ended like the next day)
    2005: Single (6 years old)
    2006: Single (7 years old)
    2007:Single (8 years old)
    2008:Single (9 years old)
    2009:Single (10 years old)
    2010:Single (11 years old)
    2011:Single (12 years old)
    2012: Taken (13 years old)
    2013:Taken/Single (14 years old, it ended on january 12th)
    wow...i must of been annoying #foreveralone

  10. trixie0504 trixie0504
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    In my school we aren't allowed to wear thin spaghetti straps because they 'expose too much'.
    What is a person going to say?
    Damn. That is a fine shoulder.

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