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  1. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:25am UTC
    i knew this was a bad idea .
    But after all ,
    this is the kind of thing we'll tell stories about

  2. HiMyNamesMary13579 HiMyNamesMary13579
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    The best memories
    C o m e F r o m B a d I d e a s

  3. UnicornsandMustaches UnicornsandMustaches happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:15am UTC
    SUPER GLUE, STICKINESS AND FACEPALMING
    OK!
    SO me and my friend Melanie were bored
    When suddenly I had and idea.
    We grabbed heaps of super glue and
    squirted it everywhere.
    It looked pretty awesome when
    we threw glitter at it.
    We high-fived.
    Bad idea.
    Our hands got stuck.
    We facepalmed.
    Bad idea.
    In the end we were walking round her house
    stuck together.
    So the obvious option was...
    GO TO THE POOL!
    So we went to the pool.
    Stuck together.
    We attempted to swim.
    And then...
    WE
    WERE
    UNSTUCK!

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