Best Bad Quotes Ever

Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:15pm UTC

What I've learned from the Internet: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone (no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status) the difference between gray and grey, the effect one simple, little word can have on people both good and bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety, and suicidal feelings, some of the theories of our existence, why the plague didn't effect Poland, what to do if I get buried alive, etc.
What I've learned in school: How to use a calculator to find the side of a triangle

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than
being gay and that's the really sad thing about our society

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 7:37pm UTC

If bad things didn’t happen,
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW WHAT A GOOD THING WAS.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 3:08pm UTC

My worst fear is looking bad on a photo with a band member.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 1:49pm UTC

That one piece of hair
That doesn't belong on either side of your part
So it just sticks up

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:27pm UTC

"I'm sorry"
and
"My Bad"
mean the same thing,
unless you're at a funeral

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:19pm UTC

There's nothing worse than getting told you're bad at
the only thing you're good at.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC

I heard you like bad boys,
At walmart, I enter through the exit doors.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:14pm UTC

if i were a famous actress, i would literally
just invite all my friends over and watch the tv show i am on and go up next to the television and make fun of my facial expressions

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 2:24pm UTC

have you ever had legitimate crush on a band guy like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 10:38am UTC

If you have nothing nice to say,
come sit by me ,we can make fun of people together.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 8:12pm UTC

There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?

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savannah*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 6:11pm UTC

We've all done bad things, but that doesn't mean that we're bad people.
We've all done good things, but that doesn't mean that we're good people.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:15pm UTC

*Me when I'm not hungry*
What will I eat when I'm hungry again?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Don't mess with people
who have bad picstures of
you.

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:10pm UTC

♥ Have you ever had a good AND bad day in the same day? ♥
It's possible.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC

If you can't think of anything to say when you next visit your therapist, just go with, "I've been thinking of killing you."

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Ethanol
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 11:10am UTC

Honestly,
I don't need someone that sees what's good about me.
I need someone that sees the bad, and still wants me.

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