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  1. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 6:18pm UTC
    Can i have one friend you don't try to steal?

  2. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 7:13pm UTC
    if a girl watches a sport because she thinks a player is hot, let her. it's not like guys watch the victoria's secret fashion show because they're going to buy new bras & lingerie

  3. fabulous** fabulous**
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:54pm UTC
    Who do you think you are talking to my crush BBEEIIITCHH.

  4. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Hey mom and dad,
    The more you get all up in my grill, the more I'm gonna shut down and not talk, so please just back off and give me space.
    From, your teenage daughter

  5. αγάπη* αγάπη*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    I don't even have my glasses on...
    But I can see how Beautiful your eyes are ♥

  6. ArayaBoo1 ArayaBoo1
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Thanks for your opinion, but take it elsewhere. You don't understand and you don't want to. You'd make the same decision and everyone knows it.
    #Get off your period.

  7. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    I'm clearly in a happy relationship.. yes we may have small arguements, but in the end, we're madly in love. so if you'd stay outta my love life, that'd be just great thanks.

  8. cassiejayy* cassiejayy*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    my boyfriend >>> yours.
    he drove half an hour with a stuffed penguin & chocolate & my favorite movie. just to cuddle all night:* i missed you baby:*

  9. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    " you make a better door then a window!!"

  10. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC
    Dont mess with me I have a black belt in being awkward.

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    "The 'earth' without 'art' is just 'eh.'" -Ben Haggerty

  12. alldaydreamer alldaydreamer
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 12:35am UTC
    I am
    who I am.
    Your approval
    is not needed.

  13. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    It's none of your business.
    She's pregnant. He's staying with her.
    She's keeping the baby. Let her.
    She's trying to keep calm. Leave her alone.
    Don't mess with ny friend, call her bad for doing what you do, and then tell me to stop being friends with a liar.
    I don't bail on friends when they need me.
    It's her life. It's my life.
    Don't get involved.

  14. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    My, my, you have been an naughty boy... c;

  15. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food. Food.

  16. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Look like a hoe, dress like a hoe, talk like a hoe. Gets angry when called a hoe.
    Do explain this to me.

  17. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    I get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than I do.

  18. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    "Would you like some cream cheese on your beagle?"
    "Keep your cream cheese away from my dog."

  19. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    I gave him to
    you bi+ch,
    So dont f*ckin
    forget it.

  20. poodlelomein35 poodlelomein35
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    Apparently Channing Tatum is now a dad.
    Which is funny considering I didn't even know I was pregnant

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