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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2016 10:26am UTC
    You know what never gets awkward? Talking about things other people did that got awkward.

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2016 9:57am UTC
    Sometimes there is such beauty in awkwardness. There’s love and emotion trying to express itself, but at the time, it just ends up being awkward.

  3. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    I can't take my eyes off you.... well until you happen to look at me then I turn away because I'm socially awkward and shy like that

  4. flipflopgal flipflopgal
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your ex text you.....

  5. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. haha just kidding it was awkwardness and cats.

  6. LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 2:09am UTC
    Me trys to do evil laugh
    My brother:that's an evil man laugh
    Me:I am an evil man
    I'm so awkward it's not funny

  7. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    I like being quiet
    I like being thoughtful
    I like spending time on my own
    and i hope that if we ever do meet
    you will accept me for that.
    Social awkwardness included.
    -Charlieissocoollike

  8. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    I miss him.
    I miss the way we used to talk.
    I miss the way he gave me butterflies.
    I miss the way he used to talk me out of doing stupid things.
    I miss the way I could trust him with everything.
    I miss the way he gave me advice.
    Even though he's not gone I've lost him. He hates me and he barley talks to me. I miss him so much and it hurts.

  9. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Me: *about to tell my mom a joke that I found after like 4 hours on the computer*
    Me: I found this joke..... somewhere.
    My mind: You mean you found it after 4 hours looking through witty holed up in your room?
    Me: Yep.... somewhere....

  10. Bunnies458 Bunnies458
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    I've never even been kissed and I'm in high school. Okay so obviously the reason for this is beacuse the aura of beauty that surrounds me is so intensely bright that it would temporarily blind any guy that looks at me directly, so even if he wanted to kiss me he couldn't because he couldn't look at me directly. Well it's either that or I'm a freakish potato. Oh well.

  11. CherryPop CherryPop
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 6:02am UTC
    That moment of unbelievable awkwardness
    When you have to explain a joke.

  12. Limited_Edition Limited_Edition
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 12:12am UTC
    OH MY GOD, I'M ACTUALLY DYING RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAAAHAAHAH
    Okay well a while ago I auditioned for a singing part in this production thingy and the other day I got an email to go back for a callback audition. So, I go in there, sing my song, and they start asking me questions about what kind of music I like.
    Them: What is your favorite song at the moment?
    Me: I like Samson by Regina George.
    Regina George.
    Regina George.
    George.
    So then I stand there and have this laughing fit and the judges are just sitting there like 'dafuq' So then I try to cover up but it doesn't work so I'm just standing there laughing like a socially retarded seal saying, "HAHAH! Sorry! She's off mean girls!!" And they didn't even laugh.
    So, to cut a long story short, socially awkward people like me should not attend callback auditions, and, if you're trying to say Regina Spektor, make sure you practise before hand.
    anyways, HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY .

  13. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    *brings get well soon balloons to funeral*

  14. SeaButterfly SeaButterfly
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    Anthropophobia or Anthrophobia is pathological fear of people or human company.
    Anthropophobia is an extreme, pathological form of shyness and timidity. Being a form of social phobia, it may manifest as fears of blushing or meeting others' gaze, awkwardness and uneasiness when appearing in society, etc.
    Anthropophobia can be best defined as the fear of people in crowded situations, but can also go beyond and leave the person uncomfortable when being around just one person. Conditions vary depending on the person. Some cases are mild and can be handled while more serious cases can lead to complete social withdrawal and the exclusive use of written and electronic communication.
    GUYS, THIS SERIOUSLY DESCRIBE ME WOW

  15. jclaire jclaire
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    That AWKWARD moment
    WHEN
    Someone Touches Your
    BUTT
    IN The lunch line
    #myawkwardsenioryear

  16. bapalapshamaladingdong_who bapalapshamaladingdong_who
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 4:53am UTC
    that awkward moment when you say something really funny amd you are the only one laughing you a.s.s. off while others just stare at you with a serious face

  17. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 6:52am UTC
    Soo...
    My friend just called me an awkward witty social potato...
    Thanks sister ;)
    JustBecauseYouCan:
    I love you, you've dragged me through so much, we've had amazing times in ghetto classy, but we've also had amazing times with just us 2.
    Tears, love, laugh, guysz, girlsz, school, problems, socially...
    Together we've been through it all <3
    And even though you sat down last year, and we're not in the same year now, Our bond is still mega strong and I love you for all you've done!
    Xxx xJustaGirlx
    Ps, I'm coming back for your graduation! :P lolsz

  18. hayleygirlie hayleygirlie
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Hi, I like you. Okok, bye.

  19. Storyofmylife586 Storyofmylife586
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    That awkward when someone randomly announces something is awkward when you thought it wasn`t

  20. noura1099 noura1099
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment when…
    Your friends make it so obvious that you like someone.

:)

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