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Best Awkward Quotes This Month

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    ...
    ...
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
    WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort

  3. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
    That guy is a genius....

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 3:55am UTC
    me: *pulls up blanket and punches self in face*
    me: *trips and falls over own feet*
    me: *leans chair too far back and loses balance*
    me: *trips up the stairs*
    me: *uncoordinated arm movements while running*
    me: *plays with pen in class, pen flies out of hand*
    me: *pokes self in eye while applying mascara*

  5. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    *When I'm on Omegle*
    Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
    Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    seeing
    cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
    gets me so angry
    they’re supposed to be awkward
    with bad haircuts
    they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

  7. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Unless you physically see me
    opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

  11. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A FULL SONG
    ABOUT WITTY.
    SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
    This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
    Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
    It feels like the perfect night
    for sitting at home
    making up good quotes
    oh oh, oh oh
    It feels like one of those nights
    12 o' clock ice cream
    I'm up on Witty
    I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
    Yeahhhhhh!
    We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
    It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
    2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
    BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
    OH OH
    I don't know about you
    But I shouldn't be up at 2
    Everything will be alright just,
    A few more quotes to go through!
    Witty is the best
    And we're all so obsessed
    So I want to thank you Steve
    for making a website forrrr
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  14. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    A moment of silence for all the teenagers
    whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

  16. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    I never understood why 6 got
    so upset when 7 8 9, but then I remembered that 6 and 9 have a special relationship.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I'm awkward around you,
    I probably like you.

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    It’s ok Miley
    Everybody makes mistakes
    Everybody has those days

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