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  1. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2014 4:27pm UTC
    Me: I don't think I'm bad with social situations. In fact, I'm usually pretty good.
    Me: *In Public*
    Me: Did you know that vanilla pudding on a warm day in January is the sum of pi.

  2. trishafaye819 trishafaye819
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    Who invented hugs?
    Like the first hug would have been so awkward.
    "Why are you holding me....!?"
    "Shhh, trust me."

  3. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you try tickling a
    little kid

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    Wanting to kiss your bae but not knowing how:Hey I'm just gonna eat your faceI hope you don' need your cheek or anything

  5. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 8:52pm UTC
    For all
    the people
    who complianing
    about having
    a unique
    name that
    you can
    never find
    it on
    keychains or whatever,
    Atleast your
    name isn't
    in really
    sad songs
    and/ or
    in really

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 7:36pm UTC
    We're just two awkward beings looking for comfort in each others arms

  7. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 9:49am UTC
    That awkward moment when you're daydreaming and you smile like an ïðïöť, and then you realize you're in public.

  8. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2014 11:52am UTC
    So I hear we get to go to
    town this weekend.
    Want to catch a movie or something?
    P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind.
    Gif taken by Zorox

  9. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 12:34pm UTC
    Sister: maybe Tyler will have to come with us next time. I think he should. You might have to sit togetherme: *laughs* no please don'tsister: why not?me: because h-sister: do you like him?me: *still laughing* what? No!sister: mom! Morgan likes Tyler!me: what the hell? I said no

  10. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 11:29pm UTC
    When your parents try to set you up with their friends' kids

  11. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 11:49am UTC
    ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
    That awkward moment when you see a opened door that says
    keep closed.
    ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
    format by fake_a_smile
    My quote,do not steal

  12. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    One time in seventh grade.... I was doing jump rope in P.E. and my shorts fell off....

  13. julie_urzua julie_urzua
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2014 3:35am UTC
    I think my friend's little brother likes me and this isn't me being concieted because my friend and her little sister say it all the time I ignored it at first like you guys are crazy but today he was sniffing me o_o FULL ON SNIFFING MEHe's like a little brother to me so I just hope I'm imagining things.

  14. Cody Senpai :3* Cody Senpai :3*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    When you're too lazy to forward chain mail
    so you die instead.

  15. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 6:34am UTC
    *Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
    Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
    Friend 2: In my Americ-
    Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
    Four of us: Ummm uh
    Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
    Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that.
    Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!
    And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.

  16. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 12:05am UTC
    Last year I was sorted into Hufflepuff on Pottermore, I recently forgot my password so I just made a new account and was sorted into Slytherin. If that doesn't tell you how much I've changed in the past year, I don't know what will.
    Do you have an account? What house are you lovely people in? :)

  17. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    The awkward moment when you can't understand someone even though they repeated themselves 5 times.

  18. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    that awkward stage in a friendship when you've talked a few
    times but you don't know if you can be an ásshole to them yet???

  19. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    people who open the door for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 11:23am UTC
    The awkward moment when the only thing you know on your test is your name.


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