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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:21pm EST
    Why I don't tell people what
    type of music I listen to ...
    Oh you like Black Veil Brides? Are you emo, do you cut yourself? Do you worship Satan?
    You like One Direction? Are you four-years-old? LOL what direction do five gay guys walk in?
    Oh you like Ke$ha? What other autotune 'music' do you listen to?
    You like Whiz Khalifa? Rap music should be called crap music because that's all they talk about.
    You like Ed Sheeran? His music is so boring!
    You listen to Taylor Swift? Go home with all the other rednecks and country fans.

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 7:08pm EST
    do you ever wish you could just unmeet someone

  3. MaxEatsCrayons MaxEatsCrayons
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 7:12pm EST
    We all carry these things inside that no one else can see.
    They hold us down like anchors, they drown us out to sea.

  4. MaxEatsCrayons MaxEatsCrayons
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:20pm EST
    MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS BULLETPROOF
    BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOT ME.

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 6:30pm EST
    Best talent?
    Falling in love with people I can never have, and then crying all alone in my room because I can't have them

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:11pm EST
    Valentine's Day
    Made me realize how alone I really am.
    Because it hurts watching everyone else
    prance around the school with huge balloons
    and life size teddy bears
    While I'm holding nothing.

  7. DirectionerTillTheEnd DirectionerTillTheEnd
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:05pm EST
    When I was younger I'd
    put my arms in my shirt and
    told people I lost my arms.
    I would restart the video game
    whenever I knew was going to
    lose.
    I would sleep with all of my
    stuffed animals so none of
    them would feel left out.
    I had that one pen with six
    colors, and tried to push all
    the buttons at once.
    I poured my soda in a cap
    and acted like I was taking
    shots.
    I would wait behind the door
    to scare someone, but then
    leave cause they were taking
    to long or I had to pee..
    I would fake sleep so my dad
    could carry me to bed.
    I used to think the moon
    followed my car.
    I used to watch those two
    drops of rain roll down my
    window and pretend its a
    race.
    I used to follow fruit seeds and
    be scared to death that a tree
    would grow in my stomach.
    Remember when we were
    kids and couldn't wait to grow
    up?
    What were we thinking?

  8. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 7:05pm EDT
    Dear,Bully
    Remember all those names you called me? well, it hurt to hear them. When you called me fat i starved myself. When i was depressed i would cut. I have the scars to remind me of the pain you caused me. I was scared to wake up each morning and to go to school. I couln't take it anymore. I hope your happy of what you did to me, and how you made me feel. I'm in a safe place now, away from you.
    God says im going to make a great Angel
    Heres to all the people who have been bullied.

  9. MaxEatsCrayons MaxEatsCrayons
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 3:36pm EST
    Sometimes I like to pretend that everything's alright because
    sometimes when everyone else thinks you're fine, you forget for a while that you're not.

  10. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 12:02am EDT
    10 reasons to die 10 reasons to live
    1.) No one will care 1.)
    2.) No one will notice 2.)
    3.) It's only a matter of time anyways 3.)
    4.) It's easier than getting up in the morning 4.)
    5.) I thin I'd be happier 5.)
    6.) I don't deserve to live 6.)
    7.) I want to see if Heaven and Hell are real or not 7.)
    8.) I'm curious to see what happens 8.)
    9.) I'd rather be dead than be miserabe while I'm alive 9.)
    10.) I want to 10.)

  11. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm EST
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  12. animegirl101 animegirl101
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:59am EST
    American english : Irish english:
    Gray grey
    soda water
    sneakers runners
    math maths
    garage garage ( gar-ij )
    boys lads
    girls lassies
    pants trousers ( trou-zirs)
    potatoe fries chips
    chips crisps
    elementary shcool primary school
    high school secondary school
    color colour
    under-wear pants
    please fave! (took me a long time to make it)

  13. MaxEatsCrayons MaxEatsCrayons
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 4:25pm EST
    We all have scars. We all have stories.

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:25pm EDT
    Will you date me?
    Breathe if yes.
    Swim across the Atlantic Ocean while reciting the bible in Japanese if no.

  15. MaxEatsCrayons MaxEatsCrayons
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:45pm EST
    Shaking, and not because I'm cold.

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 12:33pm EDT
    DON'T LET ME GO
    Cause I'm tired of feeling alone

  17. munster munster
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 6:14pm EDT
    "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify with them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to change the world,
    Are the ones who do."

  18. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 12:05pm EST
    5 things
    1. nobody can see the way your eyes sparkle unintentionally whenever you smile
    2. i stare at you for a few seconds, just to capture every detail of your face
    3. i like to walk behind you, i enjoy watching you talking to someone because your natural way to be is beautiful
    4. i don't think you're perfect, but i love even your faults
    5. i never told you any of this
    r.t.

  19. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 5:55pm EST
    AND DO NOT REMOVE THIS PART.
    the
    The first time I saw her..
    Everything in my head went quiet.
    All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
    When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
    Even in bed, I’m thinking:
    Did I lock the doors? Yes.
    Did I wash my hands? Yes.
    Did I lock the doors? Yes.
    Did I wash my hands? Yes.
    But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips..
    Or the eyelash on her cheek—
    the eyelash on her cheek—
    the eyelash on her cheek.
    I knew I had to talk to her.
    I asked her out six times in thirty seconds.
    She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going.
    On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or talking to her..
    But she loved it.
    She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times at different times of the day.
    She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk.
    When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely lock the door eighteen times.
    I’d always watch her mouth when she talked—
    when she talked—
    when she talked—
    when she talked;
    when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges.
    At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off.. And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off.
    She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her.
    But then.. She said I was taking up too much of her time.
    That I couldn’t kiss her goodbye so much because I was making her late for work..
    When she said she loved me, her mouth was a straight line..
    When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking..
    And last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place.
    She told me that she shouldn’t have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but..
    How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touch her?
    Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t.
    I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her.
    Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin.
    I see myself crushed my an endless succession of cars..
    And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.
    I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel..
    How she turns shower knobs like she opening a safe.
    How she blows out candles—
    blows out candles—
    blows out candles—
    blows out candles—
    blows out—….
    Now, I just think about who else is kissing her.
    I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once—he doesn’t care if it’s perfect!
    I want her back so bad..
    I leave the door unlocked.
    I leave the lights on.
    NEIL HILBORN

  20. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 2:46pm EST
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    Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.
    – John Keats.

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