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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2015 3:03pm UTC
    format by _Jannette
    Average. It was the worst, most disgusting word in the English language. Nothing meaningful or worthwhile ever came from that word.

  2. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    I feel like some sort of relationship maker or doctor.
    Everytime I like someone, life goes into the source code and is like
    "What's that? You like her? BAM She's got a boyfriend when you just started getting close to her."
    Just my luck.

  3. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 8:00am UTC
    My average weekend:wake upgo on internet for at least an houreats breakfastgoes back on internetroom is too coldtry to go back to sleep before somebody comes into my room

  4. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure that when your mom calls you, you involuntarily grab your phone and THEN head down there.

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    Me on an average day:
    "woo morning"
    'lala straigtening my hairrr, i care too muchh"
    "i've only worn these jeans twice this week"
    "which black band shirt today?"
    "Sh/t im gonna be late"
    "yo. sh/thead, you know what a turn signal is?" \
    "Woo made it."
    "did you get dressed in the dark"
    "sweetie I like you and all but those shorts dont work"
    "your highly attractive"
    "My locker wont open again."
    "it's too hot"
    "You annoy me"
    *hums little mermaid song*
    "Youre too quiet"
    "lolno"
    "naptime"
    "ew biology"
    "hah. Yeah im f/cked"
    "get a better music taste"
    "your really hot, but your music taste sucks"
    "Dat áss tho"
    "Could you walk any slower"
    "this food is gross"
    "i hate gym"
    "whos idea was it to have gym right after health"
    "This isnt the olympics"
    "Woo, late to english."
    "Math is stupid"
    "f/ck i need news"
    "i hate this class."
    "why do i have to talk"
    "hurry up and ring bell"
    "Jammies."
    "Internet"
    "Sleep"
    "Wake up 4 hours later"
    "F/ck homework"
    "this doesnt make sense"
    "Sleep"
    and repeat for life.

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    I hate when people say that teachers get a low salary like what the national median salary for a teacher is $54,000 a year. The average median income in America is $50,502, so teacher make $4,000 more per year than average. Thy get the same days off that we do, unless it's an in service day and there's maybe 10 of those all year. Plus, they get benefits, summers and holidays off. Also, most teachers are married to someone working so assuming that they work and get paid the median yearly in america the household of teacher is probably bringing in about $104,000 per year.
    Let's be honest, there's way shíttier jobs that make way less.
    Example:
    Paramedic: A life saving, possibly traumatising job. Median salary: $31,000
    Seriously, I have strong feelings about this.
    In 7th grade my math teacher was complaining about his salary (he made $60,000 a year) and his wife worked, not sure what she made, and he's complaining, while hafl of the students in his class don't even have parents that can find work, and the other half's parents both work and don't even make $60,000 together.

  7. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    He's just a blue eyed boy
    with a beautiful soul
    who's stealing the heart
    of this average girl.

  8. 3wordssayitall 3wordssayitall
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    So im strolling through the hallways of my school when i hear this
    "DANG girl you are one fiiiiine piece of art!"
    turning around i see this random guy gawking at a very attractive young women.
    Her response
    " I am not an object that you can view for your pleasure.
    I am a female human being.
    I am not a piece of art in a museum that you can stroll by and examine.
    I have many other fine qualities about myself.
    Please direct your attention towards my personality and not my appearance."
    Not going to lie... I might have fallen in love with her response.

  9. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    I will not be labeled as
    average.

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    "It's sad that I will most probably live an average life and
    no one will remember me."
    You know that's not really that sad.
    We are brought into life , and sure , some are luckier than others from the very beggining but after all we will all get the same end.
    And no matter how many lifes you have impacted you will gradually being forgotten.And just like my favourite author taught me , "we are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants .We poison the ground water with our toxic pi//ss ,making everything MINE in a ridiculous attept to survive ous deaths"
    Well if you are average less people will remember you.Less people will have to live with the pain of your loss.You will leave behind you less scars.
    But , going back at the book , "Peole will say it is sad that she leaves a lesser scar,that fewer will remember her , that she was loved deeply but not widely.But it is not sad.It is triumphant.It's heroic.Isn't that real heroism?"
    So it doesn't matter whether you are average or not.Cause at the end we will all be forgotten .
    You should try to be happy and if you achieve that , you should be proud of yourself.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    what really scares me is that im average im not really good at anything or really beautiful im going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

  12. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:30am UTC
    Did you know...
    That the average person spends 2 weeks of their life kissing.

  13. hemmo1996* hemmo1996*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Girls at my school: "I love when bos tell me how they feel about me!"
    Danny Worsnop: "You stupid fking wh0re"

  14. LegendaryLettuce LegendaryLettuce
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:56am UTC
    I can't wait to strip down naked and rub my body suductively with water and bubbles.
    Oh,
    I mean I can't wait to take a shower.

  15. lillan122 lillan122
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    me:
    Average
    Hello Miss.Awesome! When I say Average I'm basically saying you can be anything you set your mind on and are not limited to one stereotype, fact is nobody knows how to categorize such an equal balanced girl so they just throw them under 'Average' when they are really above and beyond the rest of the cliques. I can presume from this result that you listen to what's at the top of the charts and hang out with a small group of friends while maintaining mutual friendships with a bunch of other people.

  16. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    What Type of Wittier Are You?
    Fancy Quote Maker
    [x] You got a top quote within your first ten quotes on the site
    [] You have pictures up of you and/or your friends on your page
    [] The layout on your profile was made by you personally
    [] You know how to make borders
    [] You know how to do fades
    [x] You rarely post surveys or quizzes
    [] You have a Tumblr account you use regularly [at least once a week]
    [x] You have a picture as your profile default
    [x] You use Facebook regularly
    [x] You have a friend you met from another site or know in real life who has a witty
    Total: 5
    The Popular Wittier/One With All The Top Quotes and Followers:
    [] You make fan art
    [] You have a layout website or account
    [] You have an account for either secrets or surveys or something else
    [x] You have at least 100 followers
    [x] You've had more than 5 quotes on the Top Quotes list
    [x] You are crushing on someone and make a lot of quotes about him
    [] You have a picture on your profile of you doing something in the summer
    [] You have at least 1 witty hater
    [x] You get at least 3 comments a day on your profile or usually do
    [] You like Jersey Shore or Pretty Little Liars
    Total: 4
    The Average Wittier:
    [x] This is your only account
    [x] You browse the top quotes every day
    [x] Every once in a while you click 'newest' to see what's up there
    [] You have between 20-50 followers
    [x] You post quotes a couple of times a week
    [x] You don't have a picture up on your profile OR your picture is of something else other than you
    [x] You don't have a Tumblr
    [x] You know a minimal amount of HTML
    [] You write a lot of quotes about things that happen in your life
    [x] You have 1 or 2 people who post on your comments every few days or so
    Total: 8
    Which one is most like you? The Average Wittier

  17. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    & sometimes,
    all i need is a
    *BREAK*
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  18. CaptainKid CaptainKid
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    beauty doesn't mention size.

  19. MissEmma MissEmma
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    I am average.
    I AM OF AVERAGE BRA SIZE
    & HAIR COLOR & HEIGHT & I WISH
    I WAS SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY INSTEAD.

  20. vannessa245 vannessa245
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Great Minds Discuss Ideas
    Average Minds Discuss Events
    Small Minds Discuss People

:)

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