Autocorrect Quotes

Morgan*
posted a quote
August 7, 2014 5:59pm UTC

satan autocorrects to Satanjesus autocorrects to Jesusand then god is just god

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Morgan*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 10:23am UTC

I met this guy on the internet once
and he said he liked how I had proper grammar and all that.
I was going to tell him that it was autocorrect,
but then I thought "eh, better not".

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Morgan*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 9:44am UTC

Dear autocorrect,
I've never tried typing "duck" and "he'll" while talking to people.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 12, 2014 8:06pm UTC

can you relate?
I don’t even know how to spell
anymore. I type the 1st half of the
word and wait for auto correct to do
the rest.!!
format credit-rajsonkar

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 4:17pm UTC

That awkward moment when you text your boyfriend,
"Ugh. I just dropped my pe.nis in Spanish class!"
(Btw, I meant pencil)

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 5:06am UTC

My phone autocorrects half of what I say to his name.
This is getting ridiculous.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 12:51pm UTC

That moment when you must recorrect autocorrect correcting you
in order to properly swear in a text message.

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 1:49pm UTC

-True story-*texting*Me: It was a fat joke.Him: Nooo, babe it wasn't! I swear! I'll make it up to you! How about I give you our first. kiss on Monday? :)Me: You aren't supposed to tell me that! You are just supposed to do it! I don't wanna know!Him: punch in the face* I meant, punch in the face not our first kiss...pshh...stupid autocorrect

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