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Best Australia Quotes Ever

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC
    If countries were students
    Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
    New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    People from California: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
    Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
    Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
    People from California: ....
    People from New York: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
    Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
    Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
    People from New York: ....
    People from Europe: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
    Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
    Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
    People from Europe: ....
    People from Australia: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
    Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
    Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
    People from Australia: ....

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    New Zealand is basically
    Australia's Canada

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    At Monash University in Melbourne, the women's department had a bake
    sale and cupcakes were $1 for men, $.80 for women, and $.70 for trans people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that's how I finally understood how hypocritcal and ignorant men's rights activism is.

  5. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:59am UTC
    peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia

  6. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 5:55am UTC
    I have to admit that, as an Australian, I am secretly proud of our killer wildlife :)

  7. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 6:51am UTC
    I'm proud to be an Australian.
    we have bush fires, cyclones, heat waves and floods - Yet we love being outside.
    Over a third of our land is uninhabitable desert - Yet we have some of the purest water in the world.
    Our soils and sands teem with some of the deadliest creatures on earth - Yet most of the people are by far the friendliest around.
    we are a land ravaged by hardships and circled by sharks - Yet we still manage to be AWESOME in every possible way

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:16am UTC
    You know you're in Australia when it's ten days after the end of winter and there's already bush fires everywhere.

  9. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    If the fact that Australia has an instrument called the "Didgeridoo,"
    isn't enough reason to move there, then I don't know what is.

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 5:32am UTC
      
     They shall grow not
    old,
     as we that are left grow old;
     age shall not weary them,
     nor the years condemn.
     At the going down of the sun
     and in the morning,
     we will remember them.
     Lest we
    forget.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this, or make it
    invisible!
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original
    photographer unknown

  11. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 5:43am UTC
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    Niall Horan
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    I just went to the Zoo. By myself.
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  12. Kelseylr Kelseylr
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    I know Witty is more of an American website
    but...
    HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!
    (to everyone that's in Australia)

  13. PandoraRose PandoraRose
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    I wish you could plug in a memory stick into your pillow, and in the morning you could download your dreams onto the computer and you could watch them over again.
    #weirdchild

  14. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 6:59am UTC
    Tony Abbott hates gays and hates boat people, so his biggest fear is gays on a boat.
    SOMEBODY GET ALL THE GAYS ON THE BOAT.
    MAYBE WE CAN SCARE HIM AWAY.

  15. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    I feel like i'm the only Australian here....

  16. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Tourists: I want to go to Australia and go on all the beaches every single day!!! :OOOOOO
    Australia: We're full.

  17. moshturbation* moshturbation*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Happy Australia Day!

  18. amypond amypond
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 4:41am UTC
    what they said: I'm from Australia
    what I heard: g'day mate, crikey this weather is crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin' crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby
    tumblr

  19. Sparkles_Bread Sparkles_Bread
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Tips to surviving Australia, from an Australian......
    *Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason whatsoever. We mean it.
    *Air conditioning.
    *Do not attempt to use Australian slang, unless you are a trained linguist and good in a fist fight.
    *Thick socks.
    *Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.
    *If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die.
    *Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that is unwise to ignore.

  20. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Australia: time for exams, b/ches
    Rest of the World: YAYAYYAYAYAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA SUMMER VACATIONNNNNNNNN :OOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:

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