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  1. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 5:32am EDT
      
     They shall grow not
    old,
     as we that are left grow old;
     age shall not weary them,
     nor the years condemn.
     At the going down of the sun
     and in the morning,
     we will remember them.
     Lest we
    forget.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this, or make it
    invisible!
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original
    photographer unknown

  2. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 8:33pm EST
    1. What color is your toothbrush? Hello Kitty
    2. Name some people who made you smile today: Kayla, Jeremy McKinnon
    3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning? Sleeping.
    4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? What I've been doing all day
    5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Cookies&Cream Hersey
    6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope
    7. What is the last thing you said aloud? Singing You Had Me @ Hello- ADTR
    8. What is your favorite ice cream? Caramel Sundaeeee
    9. What was the last thing you drank? Chocolate milk
    10. Do you like your wallet? mhmm
    1. What was the last thing you ate? pasta & meatballs
    12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? surprisingly no
    13. The last sporting event you watched? Football
    14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Butter/ caramel
    15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to: my mom
    16. Ever go camping? ehh
    17. Do you take vitamins daily? uhh...
    18. Do you go to church every week? No...
    19. Do you have a tan? White trash
    20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? that wouldnt be very pop punk of me
    21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Sometimes
    22. What did your last text message say? : "Hey. I need u"
    25. Look to your left, what do you see? Rian Dawson w/ spray paint
    26. What color is your watch? Time to get a watch ;D
    27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? Tonight Alive and Crocodile Dundee
    29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? bothh
    30. What is your favorite number? 5 &182
    31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Robyn
    32. Any plans today? Not anymore :'(
    33. How many states have you lived in? One.
    34. Biggest annoyance right now? How difficult it is to eat spaghetti in bed
    35. Last song listened to? If it Means Alot to You(Acoustic)- ADTR
    36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? Slowly but surely
    37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? Donna!
    38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Black combat boots
    39. Are you jealous of anyone? Nah
    40. Is anyone jealous of you? I mean
    41. Do you love anyone? Band members
    42. Do any of your friends have children? No.
    43. What do you usually do during the day? School
    44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Nah
    45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Yeah
    46. What color is your car? Invisible
    47. Do you like cats? they ok
    48. Are you thinking about someone right now? bands
    49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Batman > Superman
    50. How did you get your worst scar? Car accident

  3. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 3:15am EDT
    Pitbull and Jenny Lopez's performance was adorable. Great way to start the cup!

  4. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 5:11am EST
    All I can say is that I really love Autumn.

  5. music_saves_people music_saves_people
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 12:20pm EST
    3 teens self-harm per hours in UK.
    In 2003 24.087 were hospitalised
    for self-harm in Australia.☁
    3 000 000 american self-harm.

  6. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 6:32pm EST
    I feel like i'm the only Australian here....

  7. siobhan583 siobhan583
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 11:22am EDT
    Wow..
    I just found out my whole family is
    moving to Australia.
    I can't stop crying.

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 5:16am EDT
    You know you're in Australia when it's ten days after the end of winter and there's already bush fires everywhere.

  9. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 6:59am EDT
    Tony Abbott hates gays and hates boat people, so his biggest fear is gays on a boat.
    SOMEBODY GET ALL THE GAYS ON THE BOAT.
    MAYBE WE CAN SCARE HIM AWAY.

  10. DieAlone DieAlone
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 6:55am EDT
    Tony Abbott hates gays and hates boat people, so his biggest fear is gays on a boat.
    SOMEBODY GET ALL THE GAYS ON THE BOAT.
    MAYBE WE CAN SCARE HIM AWAY.

  11. rbethanym rbethanym
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 10:36pm EDT
    heartbroken from a kid who lives in australia.
    never saw that coming.

  12. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:59am EDT
    peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia

  13. xSmiLexx xSmiLexx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 8:10pm EDT
    India found spice
    Mexico found chili
    Japan found wasabi
    England, Australia and America found sugar
    I am British And Australian so I am not being biast.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:39pm EDT
    New Zealand is basically
    Australia's Canada

  15. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:07pm EDT
    Grocery shops in Australia
    IGA: Always cheap, doesn't need sales
    Aldi: Sells food and winter skiing supplies
    Woolworths: Collect stickers to help schools
    Coles: Giving away One Direction tickets
    We all know who wins

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:47pm EDT
    At Monash University in Melbourne, the women's department had a bake
    sale and cupcakes were $1 for men, $.80 for women, and $.70 for trans people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that's how I finally understood how hypocritcal and ignorant men's rights activism is.

  17. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:37pm EDT
    Australia: time for exams, b/ches
    Rest of the World: YAYAYYAYAYAAYYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA SUMMER VACATIONNNNNNNNN :OOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:

  18. ClumsyPikaa ClumsyPikaa
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 4:48am EDT
    I'm not a fan of One Direction,
    but I like they've done for me.
    Now if I ever want to go to the USA or Australia
    My accent will be Worshiped

  19. Luke_Brooks Luke_Brooks
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:11pm EDT
    I LOVE YOU

  20. hey_its_mal hey_its_mal
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 2:31am EDT
    Tourists: I want to go to Australia and go on all the beaches every single day!!! :OOOOOO
    Australia: We're full.

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