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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2015 4:48pm UTC
    Let me
    Count the
    Ways;
    I
    5,
    6,
    7,
    8,
    My Words
    - All Time Low
    "Get Down On Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me"|Dirty Work
    Please don't remove this!

  2. myboys myboys
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    i literally ate so much today
    first i had half of a watermelon
    (that i ate by myself {this took like 2 hours bc i was watching youtube videos while doing so})
    then my grandpa brought me home some breakfast
    (four scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of toast and 2 strips of bacon)
    after that i had a grapefruit
    (self explainable)
    then my cousin sister and i made cookies
    (i ate 2)
    with our extra cookie batter we decided to make a monster cookie
    (it just finished and i ate like one fourth of it)
    then my aunt brought my brother and i sandwiches
    (6 inch)
    Its only four and I started eating at like 11 this morning
    I already agreed with myself that im not eating tommorow.
    I swear i ate enough food to feed a third world country for a month
    really

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    like everyday, I ate too much.

  4. thecookie1997 thecookie1997
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    Dont put
    your mouse
    over this quote
    format by fake_a_smile

  5. LondonsDream LondonsDream
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Instead of him saying "My dog ate my homework"
    He said "My brother ate my homework"
    Sad thing was, he wasnt kidding.

  6. BabyCakes412 BabyCakes412
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:38am UTC
    "daddy wheres Nemo?"
    "Nemo is no where to be found ^.^"
    "DADDY YOU DIDN'T EAT HIM DID YOU!??!?!?"
    "what makes you think that?"
    "CAUSE YOU HAVE MARKER ON YOUR FACE SAYING "I ate Nemo"
    "ummmmm......"
    YOLO

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    I gave up all sweets for lent.
    Being soo smart, I forgot lent started today.
    I ate a cookie, two brownies, about 5 tic tacs, and 3 sweethearts.
    Well there's always next time ;p
    (jk I'm going through 2 separate Lents anyways)

:)

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