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Best Assume Quotes Ever

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine

  2. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  3. EjSweet2 EjSweet2
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    I Hate How
    Chain mails assume you have lots
    of friends to forward the message to.
    I have like 3 friends!

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    We assume
    others show love the same we do, and if they don't, we worry it's not there.

  5. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Before you assume,
    Before you judge,
    Before you hurt,
    Before you say,

  6. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Before you assume things,
    try this method called asking.

  7. HerSmileHidesHerPain HerSmileHidesHerPain
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Don't Assume When I'm Mad That I'm On My Period Or When You're Sleeping , I'll Assume You're Dead & Bury You In My Backyard .

  8. Tsjana_Tsunami Tsjana_Tsunami
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:29am UTC
    Don't assume I SELF HARM because I'm DEPRESSED
    Dont assume Im DEPRESSED because I HATE MY LIFE
    Don't assume I HATE MY LIFE because Im EMO
    Dont assume Im EMO because I like POSTHARDCORE
    Dont assume I like POSTHARDCORE because I WEAR BRACELETS
    Dont assume I WEAR BRACELETS because I SELF HARM
    Just don't ASSUME.Period.

  9. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    i met kellin quinn a while back and my mom posted the picture of us on facebook (she loves him omg) and all of her friends keep commenting thinking he is my boyfriend and i am definitely not correcting them some of them have even met my actual boyfriend and they're like "oh so you broke up with that dalton fellow well you and kellin make such a good couple" i'm like "thanks mrs nora" LOL

  10. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 9:31am UTC
    We assume others show love the same way we do, and if they don't we worry it's not there.

  11. hopelesstrawberry hopelesstrawberry
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    The less you expect, the less disappointments you'll face.

  12. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 12:22am UTC
    Don't assume. You DON'T know me

  13. CassieMeow CassieMeow
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    Over-thinking ruins you.
    Ruins the situation, twists
    things around, makes you
    worry and just makes
    everything much worse
    than it actually is.
    Before you assume, there's this thing called asking.

  14. Jillianxxx Jillianxxx
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Before you "assume" try this crazy method called "asking"

  15. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    If I'm telling you about someone I like, be it a relative, friend, celebrity, or whatnot, I will never write how amazing I think they are because I am too lazy too. Just assume they're 10 times better than I say.

  16. hopelesstrawberry hopelesstrawberry
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Before you "assume" try this method called "ask".

  17. tina889 tina889
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    People with friends suffer from depression.
    People that get good grades suffer from depression.
    People that don't smoke or do drugs suffer from depression.
    People who are funny suffer from depression.
    People with a loving family suffer from depression.
    People that seem completely average suffer from depression.
    People that always smile suffer from depression.
    People who are always the one to talk to suffer from depression.
    People with a boyfriend or girlfriend suffer from depression.
    Never just assume someone is okay.

  18. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    So today was pretty good actually. Atpfter lunch my friends and I went outside and sat at the picknic table. Went x came out he joined us and sat across the table from me because that was the only open seat. He asked me about eating, I think he is just going to do that everyday now. After a couple of minutes he asked on of my friends to move so he could sit next to me, she didn't move cuz we were talking but he sat next to her. One of my friends brought up the topic of woman crush Wednesday and he was like" I have a woman crush" the funny thing is people don't look at other people if they are embarrassed or secretly referring to someone there, I do it all the time I just can't look at the pesoni am referencing and he didn't look at me, so I'm hoping, just maybe. Then he and my friend stated fighting about who got to use my ear buds because they had to run a mmile today, x didn't win but it was cute cuz he was like," but we are best friends" but it wasn't in a sappy way and then the two of them fought about who was my best friend I'd was so cute.Then in religion we had to work with partners for questions in the book and x just came up to my desk and asked me were I wanted to sit cuz we move around the room. He didn't ask me he just assumed we were opartne/rs and it made me really happy. In bio we talked a little but we don't really talk as much like just us its more of like a 18 person conversation. After school I went to art club for the first time and x is in it there was no room at the table but he invited me to sit with them anyway. After some upperclassman moved I sat with him and some other of my friends. While I was at dance he texted me about homework which is a daily thing now whether I ask or he asked. I can't wait until Friday cuz its the last football game and we will be hanging out after school :-)

  19. batmancupcake57girl batmancupcake57girl
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Dont assume my posts are about you, but if you're affected, then that must mean you're guilty of something.


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