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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2016 10:02am UTC
    You become a woman the first time you stand up for yourself when they get your order wrong at a diner, or when you first realize your parents are full of s.hit. You become a woman the first time you get fitted for a bra and realize you’ve been wearing a very wrong size your whole f.ucking life. You become a woman the first time you fart in front of a boyfriend. The first time your heart breaks. The first time you break someone else’s heart. The first time someone you love dies.
    — Amy Schumer, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo

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