You become a woman the first time you stand up for yourself when they get your order wrong at a diner, or when you first realize your parents are full of s.hit. You become a woman the first time you get fitted for a bra and realize you’ve been wearing a very wrong size your whole f.ucking life. You become a woman the first time you fart in front of a boyfriend. The first time your heart breaks. The first time you break someone else’s heart. The first time someone you love dies.
— Amy Schumer, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo