Apple Quotes

addy*
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December 26, 2014 1:04am UTC

Got a Mac for Christmas... how the hell does this thing work?

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100
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November 2, 2014 10:22am UTC

Buys white iPad, gets black case.
Buys black iPad, gets white case.

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BlueDreamer
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October 30, 2014 2:12pm UTC

"L did u know, Death Gods only eat apples?"

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idciammyself
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September 29, 2014 3:40pm UTC

So iOS 8 took 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

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Kira♥*
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 10:59am UTC

so, today me and 3 other people were supposed to
be doing a reading thing in english, and we were talking about
this girl we knew called apple, and everyone stopped talking
because the teacher was behind me and when i found out
i was like "yeah, so apples. pears. ok."

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express_colors
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April 9, 2014 12:14pm UTC

“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
~ Steve Jobs

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LadyFranco384
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 11:11am UTC

Why aren't IPod and IPhone chargers
called apple juice?

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Michelle*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 12:00am UTC

Every time I agree to buy an app, I feel like I'm selling my soul to satin.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 5:07pm UTC

Android: Happy 2014Apple: Happy 2013s

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Steve*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 4:42pm UTC

now that the ipad air is out i am fully
expecting the ipad water, earth, and fire to be next

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airdude
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October 5, 2013 11:22am UTC

Ok I have a question: When are they going to call apple computer chargers, apple juicers or apple juice?

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cordale1122
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 9:40am UTC

Who has the new iOS7?
Fave if you dont
comment if you do

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

My mom got my aunt an
iPad for Christmas one year,
and she named it Maxi. Maxi Pad.

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CharliesTheName
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September 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Dear Apple,
Get your shït together
Sincerely,
My fücking iPhone is so hot that it may as well burst into flames and the apple "geniuses" didn't do shït and then told me to restart it when I get home but now I'm home and it won't let me get past setting up my internet so fück you and fück this I'm getting an android

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purplesloth1331
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 1:47pm UTC

iOS7
I'm gonna need you to update now.
Okay thanks.

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:24am UTC

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:44am UTC

Apple was going to make an iPod for kids,
but apparently the name "itouch kids" didn't go so well.
Hmm....wonder why..

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 9:29am UTC

Why isn't the
IPad called "ITablet"?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Me: *makes perfect vine*
Me: Yes. FINALLY.
iPhone: F*ck you.
iPhone: *dies*

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gab*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:03pm UTC

why are iphone chargers only like 2 ft long come on apple we have places to be and people to see nobody has time for your USB cables shorter than a newborn baby snake

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