Apocalypse Quotes

TheCovertComic
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April 23, 2022 3:08am UTC

Know doesn't mean know.

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TheCovertComic
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December 25, 2020 8:42pm UTC

The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse.

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TheCovertComic
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June 13, 2020 3:09am UTC

I'm worried about the rate at which America seems to be spiraling out of control.
America usually spirals out of control well before lunchtime.

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*gloomy*
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September 8, 2014 7:03pm UTC

Drabble #14 - And The Horses Ran Home
As most often happens in chaotic times, the animals knew first. Far before the Humans were boarding up their windows and stocking up on rations and artillery, the animals were making their own preparations. When not a single face was left without wet tear tracks, animals had already come to accept their losses. They were ready and suited. Suited and rooted and sick of us. So when the world died away quietly, the animals simply watched the confusing disharmony. There's such an indescribable beauty in chaos, in not only the colors that go well together, but the ones that don't.

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Zorox
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August 1, 2014 10:43pm UTC

Come hell or high water.

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Dishonored*
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January 13, 2014 3:26am UTC

sometimes I like you.
sometimes I wish it was
the apocalypse so I could
dangle your body over some
hungry zombies.
(or idk throw you to the looters
that are depicted as violent in
movies and tv shows, yknow,
in case there isn't any zombies.)

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appleloop*
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December 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize you have no plans for where you are going in life, yet you know exactly what you are going to do in a zombie apocalypse.

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BreeeFayy*
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December 8, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Me: *Misses the apocalypse because I was fangirling too hard

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blvck_
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October 28, 2013 9:58pm UTC

This is it the apocalypse.
{this simply means, it's all over
everything is at it's absolute worst.
nothing can make the situation better}

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uthinkuruntouchable
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October 6, 2013 9:20am UTC

Me: "You know grapes carry the "T-Virus'"
*Zombie Apocalypse Comes*
Me: "I told them not to eat those grapes"
Cookiedoughformats

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Marian*
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October 3, 2013 9:18pm UTC

What if Taylor Swift dated Ed Sheeran and then he cheated on her with Adele and then they all broke up?

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DeathOfASon
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July 22, 2013 10:58am UTC

Zombie apocalypse plan:
Become zombie
Fullck shllit up

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DakkyDukky
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July 1, 2013 10:12am UTC

Do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse.

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365days*
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June 21, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Grandkids: Tell us about the apocalypse you survived
Me: Okay children, settle down.
Me: Long long time ago, there was this website called Wittyprofiles
Me: It was a happy community with lots of people who went there
Grandkids: And then?
Me: And then, in the year 2012, it started.
Me: Everywhere you looked, there were One Direction quotes
Me: Some people loved them, some people hated them.
Me: This caused the Witty War.
Me: It didn't end there. Next were rights about being gay.
Me: Some people supported it, some people weren't against it or with it.
Me: Mean and rude comments flew everywhere
Me: It wasn't over just yet.
Me: Then came the Nutella arguement.
Me: People threatened others who hated it.
Grandkids: And then what happened?
Me: People left. Fewer and fewer people logged on everyday
Me: Some people left marks on others
Me: Eventually, a small group of people tried to revive the site
Me: They rebuilt the website after the Witty War 2012 Apocalypse
It's sad, how we lost so many people.

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oakey101
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June 17, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Hoarders will be the first to survive an Apocalypse.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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April 19, 2013 9:57pm UTC

12/21/12 happened. The world didn't end in fire, or earthquakes, or any other natural disaster. No, the world ended in that people went crazy. People are crazy. Sandy Hook and the Batman movie was just the beginning, the Boston Marathon is just the beginning. This is going to get a he/.l of a lot worse. We will bring about our own destruction.

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SubsidingOne
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April 13, 2013 3:43pm UTC

The item on your left
<~~~~~~~~~~
Will be the item
<~~~~~~~~~~~
You'll use to survive the Zombie Apocalypse
<~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is it?
<~~~~~~~~~~~
( I would gladly like to hear it :))

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KissTomorrowGoodbye
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March 21, 2013 12:43pm UTC

I think I'd be safe
during a zombie apocalypse.
I mean.. They go for brains tight?

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batmancupcake57girl
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March 2, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Sherlock is postponed.
Merlin is cancelled.
Doctor Who is fearing for its life.
Welcome to the Apocalypse.
and Supernatural is just here like "oh, today out in the garden, i followed a honeybee."
can't threaten the SPN family with the apocalypse. our boys already kicked that things's a$s. "just FYI"

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Alexwise
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February 21, 2013 9:09pm UTC

I don't answer unexpected knocks on the door in case it's the beginning of a very polite Zombie Apocalypse.

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