Best Antisocial Quotes Ever

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:24pm UTC

*Gets invited to Sweet 16*
Mom: You should really go
Me: lol no.
Mom: You'll have fun
Me: I don't like having fun...
Mom: What's better sitting on the computer all night or hanging out with people?
Me: You really want me to answer that?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Me before Witty Profiles: Seems cool! I'll take a look at it.
Me: Maybe I should make an account, I'll probably come on like once or twice a month to fave some quotes.
Me: *Makes a quote*
Me: *Gets some faves*
Me: Oh my gosh I'm so popular!!
Me: *Makes another quote*
Me: *And another*
Me: OMG WITTY IS PERFECT!!
*Year 2065*
Me: *Comes out of room*
Me: Uhh is dinner ready...?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Me: *Comes downstairs*
Family: Look who decided to get out of their room and spend some quality family time with us!
Me: *Brings out laptop*
Family: Well it's a start...

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greyskies
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:47pm UTC

& At the age of 16,
I've finally reached my
"EW BOYS!" phase.
Except it's more of an
"EW PEOPLE!" phase.

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bluebox2
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Normal pretty unawkward girl undressing infront of friends:
*takes off clothes revealing her matching underwear and bra on her perfect body*
Me:
*Has hole in bra and accidentaily pulls off underwear with pants*

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:29pm UTC

*at lunch*
me: I'm feeling social today.
me: Which is weird since I'm the quiet girl that sits in the back of the class and doesn't say anything
friend: No you're the girl wiho always has her middle finger.
friend: Saying 'f.ck you. I hate everyone'
friend: I'm going to get you a shirt that says "I hate everyone" on the front
other friend: And f*ck you on the back.
me: Can you please
I've never had someone describe me so well.

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lostindaydream
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 10:43pm UTC

My parents will never have to worry about me texting and driving,
because no one texts me anyways

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 3:52pm UTC

around my friends i'm really loud and
outgoing, but put me in a room with
strangers, and i'll be the shyest one there.

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gab*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:56pm UTC

WHeNeVeR i See SoMeoNe
I know from school when I'm out, I always spend the rest of my time trying to hide
So THeY WoN'T See Me.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 10:56pm UTC

What if the internet was broadcasted on the news?
*Anchorman voice*
"Today, at 5 o'clock:
@MikeCuddy_22 is still fighting with @GinaSwag_Gurll over twitter.
BravoSierra has about 10 top quotes.. No surprise there.
Instagram has introduced video capabilities.. Say goodbye to vine.
@Miss_Classy_Shizz says she hates her mom.. for the fourth time this week.
Some basic teenage male retweeted an *ahem* -indecent- pic from @ilikegirlsdaily
You just reblogged 107 pictures of cats.
More at eleven."
DUNN NUNN NAHH

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taytay8056
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Person: Want to hang out tonight?
Me: *Looks lovingly towards my stack of Harry Potter DVDs.*
Me: I can't I'm busy.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 1:00pm UTC

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiots.

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ChrisMat
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 11:02am UTC

I am antisocial.
Not rude.
>.<
Format by Breeze

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 7:44pm UTC

Dad: Hey whatcha up to?
Me: UGGGH what is it?
Dad: What's wrong honey?
Me: You breathed in my direction.
Dad: ... Fair enough *goes away*

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 3:11am UTC

I didn't choose the anti social life
the anti-social life chose me.

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC

There are like
7 billion people
on this planet
and I only have
like four real
life friends.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
September 1, 2014 10:42am UTC

back into my shell i crawl,
seriously regretting that i had even tried at all.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:44am UTC

Kid: Caitlin!
Me: *listening to music*
Kid: *rips out my earbud*
Me: *tackles to the ground, punches in the face, kicks repeatedly in the spine*
Me: *rips off fingers, bakes them at 350 degrees, places on plate*
Me: *eats like fishsticks*

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MrsPSanders
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 10:06am UTC

My high school blocked social media sites with this fancy, expensive firewall thingy. Witty isn't blocked...#antisocialsite
(sorry for the hashtag, it was too tempting)

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Bec*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 4:41am UTC

I didn't choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me

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