Best Answer Quotes Ever

happiest*
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October 12, 2013 2:15pm UTC

*shouting the wrong answer in class with confidence*

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Life is a big question that
GOOGLE cant even answer.

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angela*
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May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC

That moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:40pm UTC

MUSIC
IS THE
ANSWER.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 7:27pm UTC

I WANT A NEW TATTOOOO!!!!
ANY IDEAS WHERE/WHAT?!

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spence*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC

If you had a chance to
kill yourself? no pain or blood
involved and your family
wouldn't get hurt because
of what you did..
WOULD YOU TAKE IT?

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 13, 2014 8:15pm UTC

My brother asking about my science work: Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?
My answer: when you're drowning someone, it doesn't matter all three are great.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 12:19am UTC

I'm awful at answering people over the internet or texting.

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Sophie*
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 10:37am UTC

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago

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MadiCakes
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 12:50pm UTC

Guy: No serious are u single. I am a guy and wish we could talk
My answer: No serious I'm plural. I'm a girl and I wish I had a unicorn.
THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
February 10, 2014 4:33pm UTC

It's okay, I wouldn't answer
me either.
9:10pm

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teddybearhugz
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:27am UTC

❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
I BELIEVE THAT BEAUTY DOESN'T EXIST.
Beautiful isn't an adjective.
Or a noun.
Or a quality.
Beauty is not in the object, but in our minds.
To you, music may be a mere convenience. But to a musician, it is his life, something BEAUTIFUL.
To you, clothes may be a simple body protector. But to a fashion designer, fabric and every little piece of thread is BEAUTIFUL.
To you, bugs may be a nuisance. But to a biologist, every little life that lies on the face of this earth is BEAUTIFUL.
To you, the sounds surrounding you is something normal. But to a blind man, every fragment of sound is of value, is BEAUTIFUL.
To a realist, pain is beauty.
To a dreamer, happily ever after is beauty.
To a mother, her daughter is beauty.
To a daughter, her mother is beauty.
To a child, wisdom is beauty.
To an adult, youth is beauty.
To an optimist, living is beauty.
To a pessimist, death is beauty.
In this way, beauty is not definite, it is not fixed. It lies in our minds, our hearts, the way in which we see things.
This is why I say everything in this world is BEAUTIFUL.
But then people argue that 'beauty' would lose its meaning if that were true. But how can something lose its meaning if it never had one in the first place?
Everything is BEAUTIFUL, beauty is everywhere. It just takes right person to find it in certain things. It takes the right mind to identify it. But it is always there, regardless.
So when someone says you're BEAUTIFUL, don't deny it. Because beauty is not in the appearance, nor is it in the heart like it is commonly mistaken. It is in the mind and the eyes of the person who named you as BEAUTIFUL.
Scientists, philosophers and people in general have been pondering the definition of beauty for countless of years, and I finally have an answer:
Beauty cannot be defined, because it doesn't exist.
❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
cookiedoughformats

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Honesty time!!!!
Ask me anything, i'll answer it in a quote
or respond to it as a comment :)
ASK ME STUFF!!!!!

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Silence is a good answer.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 8:50pm UTC

heyyyyy! so i have a questioooon!
okay do you guys..have any homemade
face masks that work really good and clear up
pimples?! and also any face washes from the store? haha okay thanks!(:

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Christina*
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Dear Witty Users,
If you are not going to answer me during chat, then could you atleast put up an offline status?
Sincerely,
Ignored and Annoyed Witty Users.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 11:42pm UTC

People ask me what I mean or what's wrong, but how do I answer if I don't even know what??

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TheJealousOne
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 6:17am UTC

I don't always change my answer
but when I do
My first one was right
♥

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 5:26pm UTC

I can't answer you if you ask me how I am,
'cause I don't know just how I feel.

DO NOT
ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format
coded by: br0kenwings

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Christina*
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Question: Should I have a baby after 35?
Answer: No, 35 children is enough

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