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Best Annoying Quotes This Week

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    Do you ever hate someone so much, but you don't even have a valid
    reason? You're just like, no.

  2. phee phee
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    hair: i'm going to look bad all day
    hair: and then before you get in the shower
    hair: i'm going to look perfect.

  3. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me: *Reading a book*
    Person: What are you reading?
    Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
    Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
    Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

  4. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    here is a list of some of the worst things ever:
    - getting your period on your birthday
    - getting your period at christmas
    - getting your period at the start of the summer break
    - getting your period when you've got something planned
    - getting your period on weekends
    - getting your period

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    I bet most of you guys here on Witty
    Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    When an ad starts playing music
    in one of my browser tabs...
    Me: I will find you.
    Me: And I will kill you.

  7. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    *Clicking Random Format Button*
    Hmmm nope not that one
    no
    no
    no
    no
    no
    no
    no
    ugh definetly not
    ew
    no
    no
    no
    no
    NO
    i cant even read that
    Ohhh yay finally one that i like!!!
    *clicks random format out of habbit*
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    I girl I know posted this on facebook
    "curvy girls are better; bones are for dogs, meat is for men."
    Honestly, not every girl who has hip bones showing is forcing herself to be skinny. Some people naturally have a fast metabolism. A lot of girls are born without too much meat on their bodies. Other girls exercise and play a lot of sports. Some girls are happy with their bodies that way. It's their body, they can be skinny if they want, just like other girls don't do anything about their body. Some girls think it's okay to shame other girls who don't have as much meat as them. Just because someone isn't as big as you doesn't make you any better than them. Just because your hip bones show, doesn't mean you are only suited for the dogs. People don't realize that posts like that lower someone else's self-esteem as much as it does when someone posts about large people. There is nothing wrong about being underweight or skinny just as much as there is nothing wrong with being curvy. Stop shaming girls who are thin.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    i may be ugly and annoying but at least i don’t have a selfie of me as my phones background

  10. basicallyeric basicallyeric
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 10:15am UTC
    I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
    "Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
    All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Me: Time to color the ocean blue.
    Blue crayon: *Magically turns purple and ruins drawing*

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    People on Witty: "I'm not doing this for faves, but fave if..."
    Me: *Facepalm*

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Isn't it sad that almost every cute children's movie or TV show
    That you loved when you were a little kid is actually a morbid and gruesome story with a traumatizing truth behind it?

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    There are girls who are pretty, smart, athletic, artistic, and funny.
    I am sorry but that's like being the person who takes five toppings on their ice cream when everyone else is only allowed one.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    *My thoughts while getting a haircut*
    Me: I always get the crappy hair dressers.
    Me: She better only cut off an inch like I told her.
    Lady: Wow, you have such thick hair!!
    Me: Maybe she'll actually use a real brush...
    Me: Of course she is using a crappy plastic comb.
    Me: I hope she doesn't think she'll get through the knots.
    Me: Ow, this is abuse.
    Me: I'm gonna be bald by the time this hair cut is done.
    Me: Good!! Use a brush.
    Me: She definitely dropped out of high school...
    Me: I don't care about what you're getting for lunch.
    Me: You just sprayed hairspray in my eyes.
    Me: I said one inch, not four!!!
    Me: What the heck? She's giving me layers now?!?!
    Me: Focus on cutting my hair, not talking to your daughter on the phone...
    Me: Am I done yet?
    Me: This is why I never get haircuts.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    That oh so terrible moment
    When you step into a puddle of water with socks on.

  17. *Vampire* *Vampire*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    *me on school days*
    me: oh God it's time to wake up...
    me: ugh clothing
    me: ugh hair
    me: oh well it's too late to eat anything
    me: oh bloody hell how I hate this place
    me: no, I don't like you, leave me alone
    me: oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more how emotionally
    unstable you are -.-
    me: DON'T STOP ON THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKIN' HALLWAY YOU PEASANTS
    me: Nice @ss ;)
    me: da fu_k you lookin' at?
    me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs...
    me: Please, please, pleaseeeeeeeee just sh_t up
    me: ugh walking
    me: YES HOME
    me: YES BED
    me: YES INTERNET

  18. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    "I know I'm gonna get hate for this but..."
    "I know this is offensive to some people but..."
    "I don't want to start another debate but..."
    Here's some advice. If your quote starts like that, don't post it.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Family: Treats you like crap
    Family: Constantly tells you how lazy and ungrateful you are
    Family: Says that you'll never have a successful future
    Family: Jokes around about things they know you're insecure about
    Family: Scoffs and makes fun of you for the things you enjoy
    Family: Are completely surprised and offended that you don'g like being around them and are eager to move out or get as far away as possible

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    i say “excuse me” but what i really mean is
    “why the hell are you and your friends standing in the
    middle of the hallway blocking everyone”

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