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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    An arrow
    can be shot only by pulling it backward.
    So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
    it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    It’s overused.
    It’s a cliché.
    It’s corny.
    It’s just a line.
    It’s illogical.
    It’s troublesome.
    It’s always too abrupt.
    It’s never on cue.
    It’s difficult to say.
    It will be held against you.
    It’s too bold.
    It’s often quite pathetic.
    It’s amazing how, after everything,
    I love you still works.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    We all want
    to fall in love.
    Why?
    Because that experience makes us feel completely alive.
    Where every sense is heightened,
    every emotion is magnified,
    our everyday reality is shattered
    and we are flying into the heavens.
    It may only last a moment,
    and hour, an afternoon.
    But that doesn’t diminish its value.
    Because we are left with memories
    that we treasure for the rest
    of our lives.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    I love those kind of
    nights
    that turn out unexpectedly good, great,
    and sometimes just all out amazing just because
    you didn’t really expect anything to happen at all.
    If only we could live just like that
    — with no expectations in mind.
    It’s possible we’d be much happier,
    with more memorable moments
    that would last us a lifetime.

  6. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I just realized why they call it
    "The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
    Clever...

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fcking a.ss hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it. you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness. I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

  9. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    I have a very cool true story.
    When my mom and her brother were very little, about 5 ish, her brother said he hated red-heads. He said if he had a red-head child, he would kill it.
    Obviously, he grew up and doesn't think about that anymore.
    Now, listen to this and remember what he said about red heads.
    So about 16 or 17 years ago, my mom's little brother's wife was pregnant. It was expected that they were going to get a boy. A night before they had the baby, my mom had a dream. Her dream was that her grandma (who has passed away already) came into her dream. Her grandma told my mom, "Dear, your brother is going to have a girl tomorrow. A girl! Not a boy. And get this! The girl will be a red-head!"
    The next morning, my mom got a call from her brother.
    He said to her, "Wow, we had the baby! It's a girl, not a boy after all! And she's a... red head."
    Wow. This is so weird... what are the chances? And no one in my family even has red hair. Both coincidential and just.. weird!

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    Chris Brown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexy lady! Lol
    Andy Levy: You spelled "punching" wrong. RT @chrisbrown: No more planking for me unless it's on a sexu lady! Lol
    ...
    Andy Levy: I aplogize for referencing the fact that you beat the crap out of Rihanna. It was disprespectful of me to draw attention to the fact that you put your girlfriend in the hospital.
    Andy Levy: And further, it was not my place to make people remember that you beat a woman with your fists leaving her with multiple facial contusions, a bloody nose, and a split lip. I know that now.
    Andy Levy: I also appreciate that you tweeted me letting me know that children conduct themselves better than I do. You are correct, and I can only hope to one day mature to the point where I can conduct myself in a more adult manner.
    Andy Levy: Possible throwing a chair out of a window and storming out of a building with my shirt off. I ask only for your patience.
    Andy Levy: To Team Breezy, I would like to also say that I'm sorry, and thank you for your thousands of tweets which taught me a lot about the creative possibilities of spelling, grammar, and syntax.
    Andy Levy: In particular, I'd like to thank the female members of Team Breezy, who have taught me that as long as you can sing, you can beat the living hell out of a woman and other women will still love you.

  11. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.

  12. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:54am UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I say the same thing twice, I'm awkward when I speak,
    Ain't got the perfect smile, don't turn heads on my street,
    Trying to be a superstar like everybody else, but being
    »»» myself is something I do well. «««

  13. 3wordssayitall 3wordssayitall
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:16pm UTC
    *friend crying*
    Me: chillll, everything will be okay. what exactly did she say to you?
    Friend: *sniffle* she said i looked like you
    My life people, My life.

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    It's amazing how
    some nouns 'whatsapp' , 'kik' , 'snapchat', can be used as
    verbs
    "whatsapp me" , "kik me", "snapchat me"
    format credit
    rajsonkar

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 2:19pm UTC
    we all regret who we were in middle school. and high school. and yesterday. i regret who i am right now

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:41pm UTC
    imagine being an actor/actress you would be able to kiss hot people omg

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Its funny how the people you meet in the weirdest ways
    are usullay the most amazing

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 3:46pm UTC
    i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5

  19. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 12:27am UTC
    My mother warned me aboutcigarettes that could cause lung cancerBut she never told me that selfhatred could grow faster than anytumor ever couldMy father warned me that ishould never stop thinkingBut he never told me thatover thinking would kill myhappinessMy sister warned me about otherpeople who might make hurtfulcomments about meBut she never told me thatinstead of hearing someone else'svoice, i'd hear my ownMy brother warned me aboutthe drugs sold in baggies on the streetBut he never told me about theones that people put in your glasswhen you're not lookingMy grandmother warned meabout the devil with his tail andred hornsBut she never told me about hisangelic smile and his dark brown eyesMy grandfather warned meabout booze that could killBut he never told me that if youdrink enough alcohol, it tasteslike loveMy cousin warned me that i should lose my virginity to a guy iloveBut she never told me he shouldlove me, tooMy aunt warned me that if i kepteating that much, i might vomitBut she never told me that evenwithout eating anything, you canhang over the toilet and pukeMy baby sitter warned me that aboy would break my heartBut she never told me that if imade him mad, he'd also breakmy arm and noseMy teacher warned me aboutdangerous men with knives thatcould easily cut my throatBut she never told me that i didn'tneed these men to cut my skinThey all warned me that ishouldn't do dangerous thingsthat could kill meBut i never had the chance to askthem if slitting both my wristsverticallyAnd taking thirty eight asprinswas one of these dangerousthings -d.a.n.

  20. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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