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  1. posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    Music was there when my parents were fighting
    Music was there when my best friend hated me
    Music was there when I felt alone and worthless
    Music was there when the stupid guy who i thought I was going to marry broke my heart
    Music is there through my difficult times
    when everyone else just left

  4. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    I'm that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn't big enough. I'm that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. I'm that friend that doesn't get invited to hang out a lot. I'll always be that friend.


  5. posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    someone: what are your plans for the weekend
    me: who knows
    me: (i know)
    me: (i'm not leaving the house)

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Adventure time!
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Summer Time! Schools out-
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Time for you to get a watch.
    Mom: What time is it?
    Me: Peanut butter jelly time!
    Mom: I'm done with you.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    maybe i can watch this hour long movie in ten minutes

  8. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    The Doctor: Two thousand years, Rory. You won't even sleep. You'll be conscious every second. It would drive you mad.
    Rory: Will she be safer if I stay? Look me in the eye and tell me she wouldn't be safer.
    The Doctor: Rory, you—
    Rory: Answer me!
    The Doctor: Yes. Obviously.
    Rory: Then how could I leave her.
    The Doctor: Why do you have to be so... human?
    Rory: Because right now I'm not.

  9. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    You have never experienced
    true sadness until you have dropped your favorite peice of cake that you have been saving for last onto the floor.

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    No, standing as close to me as
    you possibly can will not make the line move faster.

  11. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 3:27am UTC
    I dont want a boyfriend. But I want a boy. Like do you get it? When people think we are going out. But we are just always together. Like. Ugh. Never mind I dont make sense anyway.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    "I'll always be there,"
    was the biggest lie I've ever heard.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:57am UTC
    i fcking love one direction a lot and
    they're really important to me and they mean a lot to me and if you're gonna make me feel bad about it because they're "mainstream" or "gay" or "annoying" than you can go fck yourself

  14. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    I finally found love
    on page 56 of the dictionary.

  15. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 9:16am UTC
    Dear stomach,
    You're bored,
    not hungry.
    So shut up, please.

  16. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Whatever youre going through right now, just know. You arnt alone. Someone right now, next door to you, or across the world is struggling with the exact same thing you are. Stay Strong.

  17. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    there's always that one wittian
    that you almost never talk to, but whenever you make a quote they always fave it.

  18. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Always give 100%.
    Unless you're donating blood.

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    I'm not the same person as i was before,
    I'll admit it.
    I let a lot of stuff get to me,
    And it changed me.
    But doesn't that always happen?
    MQ

  20. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 1:24am UTC
    4 Days
    It marks a special day, a wonderful day.
    2 months..
    2 months ago on the fourth, the man of my dreams asked me to be his.
    I made the wonderful choice to say yes and have stuck with him through thick and thin.
    I plan on going nowhere, stuck with him till an apple tree grows a blue banana. lol
    In 4 more days... I can't wait x3.
    I love you Lyric (WouldYouGoDownWithMe)
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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