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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    My friend thought it would be funny to prank call 911
    My friend: Hello 911?! IS THIS 911?!
    My friend: Help me please! I'm surrounded by so many dead people!
    Operator: Please stay calm. Where is your location?
    My friend: AT THE CEMETARY

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