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  1. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2015 8:41pm UTC
    do you ever just want to reinvent yourself. change your hair, your style, everything.

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2015 10:25am UTC
    You ever just realize how lucky you
    are that you did that
    weird thing that led to you
    being friends with the people you are friends
    with?

  3. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2014 11:12pm UTC
    still hurts every now and then // can't just forget things like that

  4. beyondsanity beyondsanity
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    D/mn, it's hot outside.
    *wears all black anyways*

  5. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:03am UTC
    your parents find your fan fiction

  6. Alfred_chan Alfred_chan
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 3:37am UTC
    Do you ever just want to gently place your
    hands on someone's cheeks,
    hold their head there in your hands,
    looking into their eyes,
    and then violently jerk their head on a right angle
    and snap their neck?

  7. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 3:38am UTC
    do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 11:12pm UTC
    *angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*
     

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 2:02am UTC
    do you ever cook something in the microwave but it's still really cold in the middle
    and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy
    is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callouse and casual destruction

  10. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 8:52am UTC
    A minute before a test : Ok I got this. I know all my information! (Repeats information in head over & over accurately)
    Handed test : How do you spell cat ?

  11. Purple_Princess_74 Purple_Princess_74
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 11:01am UTC
    The moment when you accidentally like one of your own quotes. Whoops!

  12. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:28am UTC
    You go to school nothing happens
    You miss one day:7 fights, 3 teachers missing,
    school had a blackout and rihanna performed in the cafeteria.

  13. Losing It * Losing It *
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    Do you ever feel people staring at youand you kinda forget how to walk?

  14. Losing It * Losing It *
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    Whenever i have a bunch of tabs open, I try to decide which one is least important.

  15. mikuhatsune331 mikuhatsune331
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    When you know your crush is walking behind you in the hall so you try to extra noticeable and graceful, while also trying to see if he's
    staring at you.

  16. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 10:07am UTC
    I'm sure people just kiss each other. I'm sure that
    sometimes you're talking and somehow two people
    move closer and closer to each other and then, they
    just kiss. I'm sure it happens all the time. But I'm also
    sure that a kiss is never just a kiss.

  17. Losing It * Losing It *
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    True rejection
    is walking to the hand drier,
    and everyone leaves.
    And then the drier turns off...

  18. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 9:39am UTC
    Parents:
    Picking up this tiny piece of paper
    would only take 2 seconds
    but instead i'm gonna run it over 100 times with
    my vaccum at
    60 different angles for 10 hours straight while
    annoying my daughter when she's trying to listen to music on the laptop.

  19. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I'd love
    to love you

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something
    so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed

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