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  1. QwikPark QwikPark
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2018 2:57am UTC
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  2. QwikPark QwikPark
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    January 11, 2018 2:54am UTC
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    Book online at Qwik park online parking with best facilities which are situated at the 7782 Merriman Road, Romulus, MI 48174 just few minutes away from main Detroit airport. Reserve a guaranteed space for parking with well fenced and camera surveillance.

  3. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2015 12:51pm UTC
      when
    we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us
    that we weren’t allowed to carry
    sharp
    objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks
    like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how
    i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his
    colleague to take over his check-in desk

  4. lil_purple_flower lil_purple_flower
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 2:15am UTC
    And the truth is airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls. And the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of the churches.

  5. kaaarolcia kaaarolcia
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC
    that moment when you go through a metal detector at an airport and your muscles made out of steel make the alarm go on

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Airport metal detector: *goes off*
    Airport security: I'm afraid you're going to have to step out of line, ma'am.
    Me: ugh, not my buns of steel again

  7. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls
    The walls of hospitals hear more prayers than churches

  8. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    At the airport, every single child
    sounded like a minion to me

  9. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Smiling like an idiot
    when the detector thing at the airport
    doesn't peep as I go through.

  10. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    my love life will never be satisfactory until
    someone runs through an airport to stop me from
    getting on a flight

  11. katherinexP katherinexP
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:59am UTC
    If a.ssholes could fly...
    the world would be an airport.

  12. theinfinitejar theinfinitejar
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 12:35am UTC
    THAT HORRIBLE MOMENT
    when you go to pick up your luggage at the airport,
    and you watch the carousel go round and round and round,
    and then you realize that your suitcase with everything in it isn't there.

  13. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:30am UTC
    Ask me to dance in this whole damn room, and lets get out of here and hit the airport with nothing but a carry-on between us because you take my over analyse away. It's you and me against the world today.

  14. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    If b.itches could fly
    my school would
    be a f.cking airport.

  15. WickedLittleLiar24 WickedLittleLiar24
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    So me and a bunch of other people were at the airport at 3 in the morning and we all really tired and having mood swings but my friend abby would be all happy one minute then crying the next cause she didnt know if shamoo pooped in the ocean or not.

  16. pervey_sage_girl pervey_sage_girl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 3:36am UTC
    Saying die in a hospital
    is like saying bomb in an airport

  17. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:23am UTC
    Aided by an Angel
    Chapter Twenty-One ; PART II
    Miracle's POV:
    -October-
    "Right here, Miracle." I turned and watched him emerge from the dressing room powder room with a bouquet of white lilies with the insides of them stained purple. "Or should I say Lilli?" He offered the flowers to me and I know he was just trying to make a witty gesture, but I broke inside. These should've been Lilli's and not mine.
    "Thanks, Babe." I gave him a kiss quickly, before I started to cry. We sat and talked to everyone for a half an hour until the stage manager came in and ordered them out. I exchanged bittersweet goodbyes to my family and boyfriend before they left. "Bye! I love you all!" I called to them all down the hall.
    We were at PHL by eight and our plane had taken off at nine thirty. We were expected to touch down at Heathrow by ten o'clock in the morning. I was finally returning to my home. Aunt Isabella said she'd be there to pick me up with Mickey and Uncle Eric; I was spending the weekend with them before the touring began. Uncle Zayn and Aunt Ali were picking Parker up for the weekend; this will be the first time we've been apart since June. It's weird that I'm resting on his shoulder right now, while he snores away, and I miss him already. More than I miss anyone on this Earth right now. Not more than I miss Lilli, but still. I miss him a lot.
    "Good morning, passengers! We have landed at our destination. It is a comfortable twelve degrees celsius with a chance of rain in late afternoon. From all of us here at British Airways, we wish you all a wonderful holiday in London."
    "Styles, wake up. We're here." He shook himself awake and unloaded our things from the storage units.
    "Let's go," He was still half asleep, but he extended his hand to mine and guided me off of the plain. "Where did they say they were picking us up at?"
    "Bagage claim." We walked, still hand in hand, to retrieve our things. I saw five figures in the distance holding up signs with our stage names on them. "Look, I see them!" I tried to drag him along; I wanted to run to them.
    "Go ahead. I'll make it there eventually." With a wide grin on my lips, I took off. The first person I saw was Aunt Is. She looked comfortable in leggings and a purple tank top. She tugged a teal cardigan over her chest; it was chilly in the airport. Next to her was Mickey who was, basically, a second sister to me. With her Ray-Ban glasses stuck on her face, as always, she stood and bounced on her blue heels while she waited for me.
    "Miracle!" They both screamed at once. I took a leap into their arms and hugged them for the first time since I was eight years old. I've missed them so much. Aunt Is said Uncle Eric was getting our bags for us down yonder with Uncle Zayn and Aunt Ali. "And look what the cat dragged in!" Is grabbed Parker's cheeks as she arrived. She gave him a kiss as he wrapped his arms around her. "Boy, the last time I saw you, I was staring down at you. And now I have to stare up at you!"
    "Hey, what can I say? Puberty has treated me well, Is." We all laughed and headed down to the rest of our gang. We met up with them and did the whole 'Look at you!' thing again before parting our ways. "So, I'll see you Sunday evening? At The O2 for the concert?"
    "Yeah, I'll see you there. Later." He waved back at me as Zayn wrapped an arm around his shoulders. He was gone and I felt like he took half of my heart with him. It was a weird feeling.
    "Let's get you back to our place. We have lots to catch up on!" Mickey took my hand in hers and escorted me to their car. Her and I sat in the back seats and all I could think about was Parker. We have been attatched at the hip since June and now he was gone for two whole days. Not that I didn't wanna be with Is and Mickey but, was it too late to go with Zayn and Ali?
    ***FAVORITE/COMMENT/FOLLOW/FEEDBACK***
    Thanks for reading, Loves! Well this story is about to take off! Like it's getting to the good parts! I'm excited! Thanks to all who are reading my other story You & I & Her on wattpad (YoungForver723)! I'm so proud of it and I want as many of you as I can get to read it! You won't be disappointed! So excited that my Isababy is in the chapter!!!! <3 Love her, :) xx

  18. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    In the LA Airport:
    Me: *Watches music videos on youtube*
    In Shanghai Airport:
    Me: What the heck? Why can't I get on youtube?!?!?
    True Story~~

  19. 1hockey2lax3crazy 1hockey2lax3crazy
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Nothing says I have an IQ lower than 45 quite like wearing six inch heels to the airport...
    ~Jenna Marbles

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