Airplane Quotes

Thebonycreeper
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 11:43am UTC

The song of life
Annoying 2 year old on my plane ride home:WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*1 hour later*
WAHHHHHHHHH*gets off plane
me:THANK THE FCKING LORD

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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June 9, 2013 11:22am UTC

That awkward moment when
you put your phone on 'airplane' mode and throw it into the air but it doesn't fly.

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Johanna181x
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May 25, 2013 9:02am UTC

Can we pretend that
airplanes In the night sky
are like shooting stars?
I could really use a wish
right now
Wish right now
wish right now

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Charlie*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 8:47am UTC

I hate it...
That i don't say anything when was sitting in the airplane and a populair Finnish rocksinger says:
'Hello young lady, are you going to fly?'
Because i wanna answer:
'No, i'm on a plane, you know, i'm gonna ride in the air'
~Real story, i was three, i don't speak English on that age :P

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Gladerz
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 8:53pm UTC

It's amazing......
how I manage to make a paper airplane out of my math test

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sarbearthecarebear
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February 23, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Okay , so yesterday
I was on an airplane headed back from Florida. I was seated next to this guy who spoke another language. He saw my teen magazine, and took it out from the seat. It was twist magazine. He started reading it! I thought it was pretty funny. Did I mention he's a grown man?
I asked him if he wanted to keep it but with the little english he knew, he said "No...thankyou."

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Two wrongs don't make a right...
...but two Wrights make an airplane.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:57pm UTC

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Status_Single_816
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January 27, 2013 9:33am UTC

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it ❤

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