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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2022 4:38am UTC
    I'll rage, rage against the dying of the light, right after my nap.

  2. Anu* Anu*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2021 9:10am UTC
    I wish I wasn't
    I can only wish for this
    Because there's no way -
    I could make that happen.
    I can never, even if I wanted to.

  3. coolgroup666 coolgroup666 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2020 3:53am UTC
    What is God's age?
    I guess not earlier than 200,000 years ago. I'd even say there was no God before the end of the Neolithic age, and that means God is roughly 7,000 years old.

  4. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2018 5:34pm UTC
    TOO YOUNG TO FEEL THIS OLD

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2016 1:15pm UTC
    i think the reason
    why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel a pressure to be a certain way at 23, at 25, at 29. There are all of these invisible deadlines with our careers and with love and drinking and drugs. I can’t do coke at 25. I need to be in a long term relationship at 27. I can’t vomit from drinking at 26. I just can’t! We feel so much guilt for essentially acting our age and making mistakes. We’re obsessed with this idea of being domesticated and having our s.hit together. It’s kind of sad actually because I don’t think we ever fully get a chance to enjoy our youth. We’re so concerned about doing things "the right way" that we lose any sense of pleasure in doing things the wrong way. Youth may be truly wasted on the young.

  6. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2016 5:54am UTC
    When I was 18
    a guy of 23 told me that
    I couldn't know misery yet
    when I reached his age I'd know
    why you drink to forget
    He drunkenly held on to his pina colada
    and I got mad
    A friend told me that it's true
    that you change a lot in those years
    as I would have hoped because
    it would be sad to stay stagnant
    but I didn't count on this
    When I got 19 I've slept in some
    unfriendly bedrooms of unfriendly men
    I ran of abroad and told a boy
    that I'm the youngest girl alive
    in my head, cause I was
    he thought that was weird
    because he always felt old
    and he held me trying to sip up
    my youth
    I was on a plane with a man
    who told me my loud voice could indicate
    that I was uncertain about myself
    I said no, that's not an option, I just like
    being heard and don't worry,
    you didn't put me in a identity crisis
    because I'm only 20 and it's a state of mind
    keep on embracing that feeling
    and now I'm 21, I still lie in bed with boys
    who I won't marry with but who think
    that I am beautiful and I think I am
    beautiful
    And I'm still not clinging to pina colada's
    but I have two more years to catch a trauma
    that makes me so bitter that I stop trying
    and colour black insides
    with sweet liquor
    but until then, I'm drinking
    for nights to remember
    instead of forget

  7. purdygirl purdygirl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2016 2:10pm UTC
    I feel so old on Witty because I'm 18 and in college lol

  8. onlineap onlineap
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2016 1:06am UTC
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  9. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2016 2:42pm UTC
    i'm waking up,
    i feel it in my bones, enough to make my system blow

  10. OrangeFlashingRageReturns OrangeFlashingRageReturns
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2016 6:22am UTC
    Soon you'll be saying "when I was a boy," whether you were one or not, that's just how old you've become.

  11. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2016 10:27pm UTC
    I feel like life, chances, opportunities, dreams, they're all running past me
    and I'm just standing here watching it all go by in a blur.

  12. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2016 10:47pm UTC
    “ they're
    like, 12“
    -
    the correct way to refer to
    anyone
    younger than you
     
     

  13. Aria_98 Aria_98
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2015 7:09am UTC
    Now I wish I could freeze the time at seventeen.

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2015 2:57am UTC
    “ Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels; but old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young. ”
    ( Albus Dumbledore )
    Amenah's format

  15. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 6:40am UTC
    a man like you should be more common in the world. more should look up to you, your courage and your bravery. your selflessness and your trust. your anecdotes should be told forever. your breath should be felt on the skin of many other girls. i think that my idea of love and anything relating to it always comes back to you. i think that you should always stay because no matter how hard i try to run. you'll always keep pace. even if i moved across the world i know you'd follow me. and one day my bones will become weak and my skin will start to wither with age, i will slow to a stop and i will look behind. i will reach to you and pull you near and then you'll know that your love and legs can rest in the same place.

  16. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 12:48am UTC
    Aging is about mind over matter - every year my matter drops another quarter inch below my mind.

  17. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 6:58am UTC
    F.uck age.
    F.uck the insecurities, and the paranoia, and the constant fear.
    No one can put a number on how you feel. It doesn't matter if you are 14 or 41.
    When you find the person you love--the one sure thing that is guaranteed
    to brighten your day, the one person who makes you smile no matter what,
    the one person who understands you in a whole new way, don't let yourself
    be denied that truth.
    Don't let fear keep you from telling that person how you feel. Because we have
    such short lives, and when you feel that way about someone, they deserve to
    know they are doing something right.
    And in the toxic world we live in, a lot of people need to know they're loved.
    It doesn't matter how old you are. It doesn't matter who says "Oh, but that can't be. They're only _____."
    They aren't you, and they don't know how you feel.
    And perhaps you should stop denying yourself the joy of loving someone openly.

  18. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    We grow old and we turn like leaves.

  19. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    God, I can't wait until I'm old enough to be taken seriously. T_T

  20. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    I love how my parents can't remember my age, but they remember hitting a deer in 2001.

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