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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    When I die, I'm going to
    invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
    Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
    because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    You don't need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.
    You don't need to bash men to promote women's rights.
    You don't need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
    You don't need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
    You don't need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.
    You don't need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

  4. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    basically i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides that fact that you drink, smoke, or do drugs.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (3 of 10)
    People who make their
    living studying human
    behavior have noticed
    something rather
    interesting – men tend to
    raise their eyebrows
    whenever they see something
    (or, in this case, somebody) they like.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  7. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:42am UTC
    Today 's weight loss tip:
    Use superglue as your lip gloss

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Don't blink;
    JUST LIKE THAT, YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD AND YOU TAKE A NAP,
    and you wake up, and you're twenty-five
    and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife.
    Don't blink;
    You just might miss your babies growing like mine did,
    TURNING INTO MOMS AND DADS. NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
    your better-half of fifty years is there in bed,
    and you're praying God takes you instead.
    Trust me friend, a hundred years goes faster than you think,
    so don't blink.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  9. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 3:30am UTC
    Lady Gaga took a photo with and gave money
    to a homeless man. He said, "But I smell."
    and she said, "Don't worry, I smell too."

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    If A-B-C-D didn't drag out
    their part of the song, then maybe L-M-N-O-P wouldn't have to be so rushed.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Here's a short lesson on panic attacks.
    You have had a panic attack four (or more) of the following symptoms developed abruptly and reached a peak within 10 minutes.
    --Palpitations, and/or accelerated heart rate
    --Dry heaving, and/or gagging
    --Sweating
    --Trembling or shaking
    --Sensations of shortness of breath or being smothered
    --Feeling of choking
    --Chest pain or discomfort
    --Nausea or abdominal distress
    --Feeling dizzy, unsteady, lightheaded, or faint
    --De-realization (feelings of unreality) or derpersonalization (being detached from oneself)
    --Fear of losing control or going insane
    --Sense of impending death
    --Paresthesias (numbness or tingling sensations)
    --Chills or hot flashes
    A panic attack is not
    --Being nervous for a test
    --Freaking out because you embarrassed yourself
    --Your heart skipping a beat because you failed a test or forgot homework
    --Feeling light headed before you perform
    --Any other example of nervousness or embarrassment you can think of
    So, can we please stop throwing the term panic attack around like it's some sort of cute thing to have, because it isn't. Having a panic attack is terrifying, no matter how many times you have one, and people who suffer from panic disorder certianly don't see it as a cute and quirky character trait.

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    hey yo.
    be nice to people.
    because most people are
    already sad so like
    why be mean
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    1. Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is very messy and your mother will cry over you. It is not beautiful or brave, and even if it was, you will not be around to see that.
    2. Washing your hair is going to be a chore. But you should do it anyway. Because you will feel better about yourself.
    3. Get up late. Have a lay in. Sleep past your alarm. You have a very long life ahead of you and for now you should appreciate the cold side of your pillow.
    4. He is going to break your heart but he’s just another male human who finds it hard to deal with Mondays, too. So in a month you’ll wake up and you won’t even remember that little scar on his knuckle you kissed.
    5. Don’t spend hours looking up what your name means on google. Your name is your name and you should go out there and do heroic and good deeds and give your name your own meaning.
    6. Don’t fight your demons. Your demons are here to teach you lessons. Sit down with your demons and have a drink and a chat and learn their names and talk about the burns on their fingers and scratches on their ankles. Some of them are very nice.
    7. Music is good for your soul. Rap music will energise you and boost your ego and pop music will cheer you up. Indie music will make you think and emotional songs will make you cry and think about that boy again. It’s healthy.
    8. Victim complexes are not attractive. Boys and girls will not date you because you are sad. They are not going to date you and kiss your aching bones and cure you of your dragging depression. Wake up. Take a bath. Do your hair. Be attractive.
    9. Sadness is not poetic. Depression is not beautiful. Laying in bed all day and eating too much is lazy and disgusting and it is not tragic or pretty. Get up. Go outside. Let the sun warm your bones. Live.
    10. If it makes you happy, buy twenty of it. Dedicate your life to it. Print it on tv shirts and collect things and draw art of it. Do not care what people think. They are the unhappy people you need to avoid. The abuse they will hurl at you is painless compared to how sad they are. Pity them. Remain happy.
    11. You are allowed to be angry. But the world is not working against you. The flowers do not bloom for you and when your mother shouts ask her if she is okay instead of thinking she hates you. She never will. The world walks beside you and is silent. It does not trip you up or carry you.
    12. Day and night cycles are natural. Humans only sleep at night because we used to avoid predators in the dark because of our poor eyesight. Stay awake until 5am watching bad reality shows. Wake up at 7pm and have breakfast.
    13. Eat when you are hungry. Being bored does not constitute a chocolate bar. Sleep when you are tired. Do not mindlessly obey the sleep at night rule. If you are not tired, do not sleep.

  14. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Girls. It's time to fight back.
    Wear whatever you fûcking want to school.
    If some guy touches you and you do not want to be touched,
    sucker punch him in the throat.
    Fûck all these rules just for females.

  15. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    "All girls are the same."
    Actually, we're not. The only thing we have in common is what is between our legs, and that probably won't be you if you say that again.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them
    they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
    teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t
    oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
    i wonder why
    jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:19am UTC
    stitch from lilo and stitch was called stitch because he was the thing holding their family together <3

  18. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    I hope I can still remember the
    dance to 'Thriller' when I become a zombie.

  19. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 9:43am UTC
    We all die,
    the goal isn't to live forever; it is to create something that will.

  20. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz. She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything." It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

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