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Heroiinipilvi
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May 12, 2014 7:38am UTC

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ghost town girl*
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November 18, 2013 10:16pm UTC

Ad: *treatment for bipolar disorder*Me: shut up ad you dont know me you donT KNOW MY LIFEAd: Dude, chill

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wishystar
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August 5, 2013 12:34pm UTC

I just love it when there are toothpaste advertisements of people smiling showing ALL. THEIR. TEETH.
... and they aren't even "pearly white"

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wishystar
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August 5, 2013 12:30pm UTC

oh my f.cking god.
I JUST SAW SUCH A FREAKY AD.
IT WAS A FAT WOMAN SQUEEZING HER BELLY.
SHE HAD BLUE HAIR.
WHAT.
WITTY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

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awesomeness...*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:13pm UTC

here's how to make advertisements awesome!
* put your'e TV on mute, then play your favorite song as loud as you can!
watch as the characters on TV are singing your'e favorite song!!

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ICECREAMFOREVER
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April 27, 2013 4:47am UTC

Commercials are tolerable if they're creative.

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Me:*Sees walmart advertisement*
Walmart ad:Smile,because it's rollback time!
Me:You know,you dont just smile because its a sale in a store.=/
(My quote.Do NOT steal)

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ToriRox16
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April 14, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Too much stuff; not enough space!
Too much makeup, not enough face!

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Gladerz
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April 10, 2013 5:33am UTC

Is it just me or does the food in advertisements looks way bigger and way juicer then the ones we bought?

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Gay Marriage quotes are getting so annoying.... format by OhHoePlease
Should Gay Marriage Be Legal?
Vote Here Now
is anyone else seeing this avertisement or is it just me?

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Me: Scrolling through quotes on Witty
Ad: Scroll here to view this advertisement video!
Me: *Accidentally moves mouse over ad*
Ad: *Opens video*
Me: AHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE! Where's the close button?
Ad: It's hidden ;)
Me: NO! UGH!!! *takes 10 minutes looking for close button*
Me: God FINALLY! *moves mouse over ad again*
Ad: *Opens video*
Me: WTF!
/ / f u n n y - S Q L d o n o t s t e a l
~ S Q L | f u n n y

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ThisIsMe943
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February 27, 2013 11:14pm UTC

Me: *sees unexpected advertisement for "SLENDER"
*almost falls off bed, as for a second, was truely terrified by the creepy image*
only I would become truely frightened by an advertisement 7:^l

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