Ads Quotes

Morgan*
posted a quote
March 19, 2014 8:57pm UTC

Internet ad: Get him addicted to you.My theory: I'd dump him and stay single until I actually find somebody that will love me for who I am.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
February 22, 2014 11:19am UTC

I learned something from an ad.There are currently more chickens than people on the planet.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 4:50am UTC

Go to Google
Search AdBlock Plus
Download it (it's free)
Enjoy not having sutpid ads everywhere
It even works on Witty and Youtube videos and that surprised me.

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 12:39pm UTC

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Cap off, kneeling at the back of the church, feel the water on your brow, if it's healing it hurts, at first a sharpish pain that returns as a thought, that the needle in your skin will bring you closer to god
so I watch, as your head turns full circle
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Morgan*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 9:52am UTC

I hate seeing useless ads like imvu, weight reducing tips, and children's games! Am I the only one?!?!

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 2:58pm UTC

You're more disappointing
than an Evony ad

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ItsDestiiiny
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when You're trying to look at ads
but a bunch of youtube videos
keep coming up.

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kelly*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:48am UTC

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
Who is not buying toilet paper?

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 12:33am UTC

*Clicks random quote*
-AD-
"Ever Been Arrested?"
Me:
Ad:
Me:
Ad:
Me: Have i ever been outside of my house?
Me: Score 1.

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InspireCreateBecome21
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Is anyone else seeing these ads with all these abnormally creepy looking people or?

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:08pm UTC

Oblivion, the day I saw you I almost died. I will not buy you on DVD so stop showing me ducking ads.

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greyskies
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 7:09am UTC

Witty just gave me ads for cream to increase my bo/ob size, and a textbook store.
I think its trying to tell me something.
Thanks, witty. Thanks a lot.

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hey_itsgabby
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:05am UTC

Is it just me?
Or are some of the ads on Witty a bit provocative

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 4:24am UTC

Dear LCM ads,
You would only see someones face like that if they opened the lunchbox and saw a million dollars in it.
srsly. .__.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 3:17pm UTC

I got an Ad on witty that
said
"Counseling & Therapy."
Thats how serious my
quotes are

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 8:51pm UTC

I just love those
specsaver ads :)

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:50pm UTC

----------------------Anybody else thinks that
----------------------------it's a little strange, not to mention tempting,
--------------------------------------that whatever I look up on Amazon
----------------------------------------------appears as ads on Witty!?

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 3:19pm UTC

The new McCoy's ad is now my favourite ad seriously
Guy: How about we just ask for directions?
Dog: Never in all my life...
Guy: *gets sucked up random glass tube*
Guy 2: Get in the car
Guy 3: YOU GET IN THE CAR
I don't know if that's even right but yeah

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Dear period ads,
Dont try to make me enjoy having my period.

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HopelessRomanticPleaseHelp
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:01pm UTC

no, i'm not trying to get pregnant..
but thanks for asking constantly when im trying to read quotes.

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