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Best Adele Quotes Today

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Joan Rivers: I met Adele, was she on the show?
    David Letterman: Oh, yeah! Lovely lady!
    Joan Rivers: What is her song, Rolling in the Deep?
    Joan Rivers: She should add fried chicken
    Joan Rivers: She kept saying, "My throat, my throat, I don't know if I can swallow
    Joan Rivers: And I said "Oh, yeah. You can swallow."
    ...
    Adam Hills: If you make fat jokes about Adele, you're being a d//ck
    Adam Hills: And I'm referring to you, Joan Rivers
    Adam Hills: F//ck you!
    Adam Hills: How dare you make fun of of one of the best female role models on the planet for the way she looks!
    Adam Hills: When you're so insecure about your own face!
    Adam Hills: You've spent more money on it than the producers of Life of Pi spent on that tiger

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I still don't know what rolling in the deep even means.

  3. poodlelomein35 poodlelomein35
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 12:41am UTC
    Just a friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age. One has a son while the other is mentally stuck in middle school.

  4. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    My hand s are strong,
    but my knees were far to weak
    to stand in your arms
    without falling to your feet.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:50am UTC
    Just 'cause I said it, ///
    it don't mean that I meant it

  6. wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 10:54am UTC
    So I won't let you
    close enough to hurt me.

  7. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 11:13am UTC
    Don't you remember
    the reason you loved me before?
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 11:22am UTC
    NEVERMIND,
    I'll find someone like you.

  9. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    What if Taylor Swift dated Ed Sheeran and then he cheated on her with Adele and then they all broke up?

  10. kiwi* kiwi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Next time I'll be free but my own savior
    standing on my own two feet

  11. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2015 8:49pm UTC
    My hands, they were strong
    but my knees were far too
    weak to stand in your arms
    without falling to your feet.

  12. Shmurf97 Shmurf97
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Announcer: The nominees are..
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    leonardo dicaprio,
    and the winner is.....
    *opens envelope*
    adele
    Adele: I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

  13. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    I can't give you what you think
    you gave me.

  14. lovebitesyou lovebitesyou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    "never mind I"ll find someone like you"
    lol actually I want to find someone the exact opposite of you

  15. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I won't let you get
    close enough
    to hurt me

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2015 2:10pm UTC
    I must've called a
    thousand times to tell you
    I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE,
    but when I call you never
    seem to be home.

  17. ClassyGecko ClassyGecko
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age,
    one is married with kids and
    one is still stuck in high school.
    nmq

  18. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Your unfollow only took me one Adele album to get over.

  19. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:43am UTC
    Sure, she's got it all,
    But, baby, is that really what you want?

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 11:01am UTC
    You made my heart melt, yet I'm cold to the core,
    But rumour has it I'm the one you're leaving her for ///

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