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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2015 10:41pm UTC
    I'm tolerable a solid 35% of the time.and I'm okay with that.. although, it hasdrastically dropped. maaan, I used to beso chill. no I have like.. 35% chill.

  2. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2015 3:18pm UTC
    I was on my way back from the deli when Mama by MCR started playing. Now, my location on here says amish country and it is dead serious. In my area, there is pretty much Christians, Menonites, and Amish (except teenagers, then we got quite a few atheists.) Anyway, there were a group of menonites walking on the road (in case y'all don't know, menonites are like.. modern amish.. or that's what I like to call it. they drive cars and have electricity. but still extremely religious. they have coverings vs bonnets but city people still call menonites amish because they can't tell the difference. idk I get "a what??" when I mention menonites a lot so yeah. I spent a lot of my childhood in a menonite church, which yknow is actually quite close to the deli I was talking about.. and the deli is/was menonite owned.) I happened to drive past them at the part of the song that goes "we all go to hell" and well I just found that to be distasteful timing.

  3. jo5h jo5h
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2015 2:10pm UTC
    I'm attracted to chaos, attracted to rage.
    And I might offend you

  4. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2015 2:35am UTC
    7F0CB487 add my bbm

  5. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 6:40am UTC
    My life suddenly became their novel, they want to analyze
    me, summarize me, but guess what? I just added a new
    chapter called "You ain't seen nothing yet:)

  6. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    Sometimes it's the beautiful things in life
    That we ignore completley because we're too involved in our own problems..

  7. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    Christpoher seemed to have schizophrenia
    Tigger seemed to have ADHD
    Piglet seemed to have anxiety
    Pooh seemed to have an eating disorder
    Eeyore seemed to have depression
    Rabbit seemed to have OCD
    we all learned to love them
    nmq

  8. AwkwardPaws* AwkwardPaws*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Hey in a minute I will be 1 minute older than I was a minute ago
    Mind blown

  9. brendon_231 brendon_231
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    Talk to me on kik C; Brandon_rox123

  10. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    that split second where you think that an add is a quote and you're just like "where is this going"

  11. rhi72 rhi72
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 4:13am UTC
    @rhi_adelaide
    FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!
    I'LL FOLLOW BACK

  12. HelloImMatthew HelloImMatthew
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 12:53am UTC
    Twitter anyone? mine is : @Matthew_Merk
    Skype : matthew.m.15
    Yahoo Messanger : matthewlovesyou34
    Facebook : Matthew Merkuratsuk

  13. UnOriginalMe UnOriginalMe
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:24am UTC
    BBM: 2AD187CE
    Instagram: ItsShannThomass
    Kik: ItsShannThomass
    PeeeM: 537FDDAB
    Snapchat: ShanLauren.xo
    Yeah I shouldn't do this, but add or follow me please

  14. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    follow me & ill follow you back?
    🙈🙉🙊

  15. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Exit Witty, close laptop, get into bed, unlock ipad, check witty.

  16. you_know_me_lol you_know_me_lol
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    HEY GUYS!!! If you happen to have a stardoll be sure to add me.
    users : fantasy_chika
    shygirl_12343 ( shygirl12343)
    :))) thanks for reading!

  17. soccerald4 soccerald4
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 9:46am UTC
    if anyone wants to follow me on instagram, add me on snapchat or kik me
    usernames
    kik- onedirectionfanforlife or soccerald4
    snapchat- soccerald4
    instagram- hunterrox18

  18. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    I like the simpiler days when all you got to choose from Wendy's, McDonalads, and Burger King were Hamburgers and fries. Not all this new stuff they added.

  19. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Why I am not friends with any of my family on facebook.
    Because most of my extended family lives in England and if you have the same last name even though you don't know them they will add you. Just because they f.cking can. Like no, go away.

  20. Lifes_Short_Make_It_Last Lifes_Short_Make_It_Last
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    Add me on facebook! Kristin Silvanic

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