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  1. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 10:45am UTC
    The biggest thing in gummy bear history: Gummy Bear Bre@st implants!
    This was an actually ad I saw on Witty.
    STEVE, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL US??

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    How would you advertise Witty Profiles?
    I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
    Headline (3 or 4 words)
    Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
    Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
    Comment your ad ideas.
    I've hidden this quote from the feeds because it breaks the rules.
    I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.

  3. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Has anyone seen the One Direction tickets ad?
    Well played, Steve, well played.

  4. release release
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    your eyes,
    they dance during the day;
    so beautiful, so sweet
    your eyes,
    at night they fade;
    so sad, so lonely
    a.d.

  5. PrettyMwah PrettyMwah
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 8:40am UTC
    Stardoll
    http://www.stardoll.com
    Share your style with everyone!
    Fame, Fashion, Friends!
    I Tricked You!!!
    nmf

  6. cutecandygirl33 cutecandygirl33
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 6:49am UTC
    Witty Profiles
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com
    Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
    No one cares about your imaginary relationship
    with a character from a book?
    Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
    Did you think that was a Ad?

  7. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:08am UTC
    Witty Profiles
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com
    Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
    No one cares about your imaginary relationship
    with a character from a book?
    Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
    Did you think that was a Ad?

  8. art of hatred* art of hatred*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    My mom unexpectedly popped up into my room and started looking at my computer screen when I was on the phone,
    and when I hang up, she starts screaming at me
    Because an ad on Witty had a couple kissin' and she was like,
    "WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS? *points* THIS IS COMPLETELY INNAPROPRIATE!" and she starts babbling
    at my age I shouldn't be seeing this on websites with 'random' letters.
    Then I look at her with a 'derp' face and I'm like,
    "Excuse me, but this is an advertisement. And what makes you think that I am immature?
    I have a life and I would obviously not click that ad and don't you see that it's a whole different topic from
    the-"
    My mom leaves the room, slamming the door.
    SIGH. I present you my life.

  9. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    Me: Scrolling through quotes on Witty
    Ad: Scroll here to view this advertisement video!
    Me: *Accidentally moves mouse over ad*
    Ad: *Opens video*
    Me: AHHHH GET ME OUT OF HERE! Where's the close button?
    Ad: It's hidden ;)
    Me: NO! UGH!!! *takes 10 minutes looking for close button*
    Me: God FINALLY! *moves mouse over ad again*
    Ad: *Opens video*
    Me: WTF!
    / / f u n n y - S Q L d o n o t s t e a l
    ~ S Q L | f u n n y

  10. theawkwardauthor theawkwardauthor
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 11:56am UTC
    School!
    www.school.com
    Lose your motivation, happiness, inspiration and more!
    Adchoices

  11. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 10:48am UTC
    Me: *Sees 'Tips for Tiny Belly' ad* OMFG! WTH!
    Ad: Click here for a tiny belly! *picture of obese cartoon lady*
    Me:
    Ad:
    Me:
    Ad:
    Me: Yeah.... no.
    ~ S Q L | f u n n y

  12. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    Witty ad: Win a $10,000 modeling and acting contract!
    Me: Are you mocking me

  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    The ads on here.
    Stardoll Ad: Put on my makeup!
    Me: Heck no I can barely apply my own makeup hunny

  14. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    how can i just forget?
    how can i just forget about everything and start all over again?

  15. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3
    Pregnancy test ad.
    Seems appropriate.
    format by: OhHoePlease

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