oh i wish i was a little juicy orange
i'd go squirty squirty over everybodys shirty
oh i wish i was a little juicy orage!

oh i wish i was a little bar of soap
i'd go slippey slippey slidey over everybodys hiney
oh i wish i was a little bar of soap

oh i wish i was a little can of pop
i'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
oh i wish i was a little can of pop

oh i wish i was a little english sparrow
i'd go up on the steeple and go poop on all the people
oh i wish i was a little english sparrow

oh i wish i was a little jet plane
i'd go up in the air with [person's name]'s underwear
oh i wish i was a little jet plane

another awesome song from my camp!
gotta love it!