A guy walks into a bar and orders a double shot of Vodka...

...the bartender says "wow, you must have had a rough day" The guy looks at the bartender and says "Yeah I just found out my older brother is gay" So the guy leaves...the next day...the same guy walks back into the bar and orders the same thing. Again the bartender says "wow must have another bad day" The guy says "Yeah, I just found out my younger brother is gay" So the guy leaves...So next day..same thing...The guy walks in orders the same thing. The bartender looks at the guy and says "Gosh man doesn't anybody in your family like women?!?!?" The guy says " Yeah, my wife."

hahaha <3