Witty Profiles
first
divorce:
wife's hidden sexuality, not
my
fault.
second
divorce:
said the wrong name at the altar,
kind of my fault.
third
divorce:
they
shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk
and have stuff drawn all over your face,
Nevada's fault.
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