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"I saw a little boy. He was eating an icecream cone. I ran up. I smashed it into his face. Yeah, and then I pointed and I go "You remember me forever!" and I ran away...Yeah, oh yeah..you know when he's 50 years old hes gunna be like "One day a girl ran up and she smashed my icecream into my eyes...and said you remember me forever IDIOT!!"..But I did not say idiot, he added that. I never said idiot. He's embellishing. He added to the story. He deserves to have icecream smashed in his eyes... cuz he LIIIES!!!"
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"I saw a little boy. He was eating an icecream cone. I ran up.

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