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One dark day
in the middle of the night
Two dead boys
got up to fight
Back to back
they faced eachother
Drew their swords
and shot eachother.
The deaf policeman
heard the noise
Got up and shot
those two dead boys.
If you dont believe this lie
is true
Ask the blind man
he saw it too!

_{got it from
katie!}

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