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Blonde Joke
(my wood shop teacher told me this cuz i am a dumb blonde!!)

This blonde girl is driving down the road and doesnt stop at a stop sign. so a blonde cop pulles her over and askes her questions:
Cop: do u know why i pulled u over?
driver: because im such a good driver and i have a hoy car!
cop: no! but now that u said that, it is true!  but the real reason is because u didnt stop at the stop sign back there
driver: oh well im sorry i didnt see it
cop: oh well that is too bad now can i see your drivers liense
now the blonde driver is looking for her liense and cant find it.. so she gives the cop a mirro
driver: here u go!
so the cop looks into the mirro, thinking that its her liense... and says
cop: wow if i knew that u were a cop, i would have never pulled u over! u r free to go now!


hahahahaha! i didnt get it the first time he told me this! credit to Mr. Pagdet!
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Blonde Joke (my wood shop teacher told me this cuz i am a dumb

4 faves · 1 comments · Jun 17, 2009 6:57pm

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Fox_rider8 · 1 decade ago
haha nice and no stupid theres not a button on the tv to find the remote just a button to turn the tv on and off and change the channel hahah i love you court hahaha white stuff omgg
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