David comes home from first grade and tells his dad that they
learned about Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving a valentine?"
David's dad thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?
"Osama bin Laden."
"Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks.
"Well, I thought that if an American Jewish boy could have enough
love to give Osama a valentine, he might start loving people more
and maybe he would come out and say how he didnt hate people
anymore."
His father is so proud he says "David, thats the most wonderful
thing ive ever heard u say!"
"I know...and once he gets out in the open, the Marines could blow
the $hit out of him."
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