A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the
Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together
travelling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and
announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to
crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough
parachutes for four of the five of us,” he announced.
“Since I’m the pilot, I get one!” After saying
this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the
plane.
“I’m the world’s greatest athlete”,
proclaimed Michael Jordon. “This world needs great athletes,
so I must live.” Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and
leaped out of the plane.
“I’m the smarest man in the world,” bragged Bill
Gates. “The world needs smart men, so I must also
live!” Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the
plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. “I have lived a long
life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will
go down with the plane.”
“You don’t have to stay here!” replied the pizza
delivery man, “The world’s smartest man jumped out of
the plane with my backpack.”
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery
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May 9, 2009 8:04am
xmaryyx · 1 decade ago
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i've always loved this quotes XD