20
funny Spongebob quotes
1)
Patrick: I'm
mad.
Spongebob: What's the
matter Patrick?
Patrick:
I can't see my forehead.
2)
Patrick: Are you
Squidward?
Fire Hydrant: .....
Patrick: That's okay take your
time.
3)
Spongebob: Remember, licking
doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
4)
Spongebob:
Squidward, this is great! Just you, me, and this brick wall you
built between us.
5)
Squidward:
This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another
color...
6)
Mr. Krabs: That's no reason to be
ripping people's heads off boy!
7)
Mr. Krabs:
The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill
him.
8)
Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he
she we wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo!
IT'S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB!
9)
Plankton: That's it
mister! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES!
10)
Plankton: Holographic
Meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!
11)
Sandy: You're nothing but pure evil!
Just like the newspaper comics!
12)
Squidward: *playing clarinet really
loud and obnoxious-like*
*Knock on door*
Doctor: I'm with the animal
hospital down the street, and we have reason to believe you have
a dying animal on the premises...
Squidward: *slams door*
13)
Spongebob: Excuse me sir? You're
sitting on my face.... which is also my body.
14)
Spongebob: Hey Patrick.. I know
something funnier than 24!
Patrick: Yeah???
Spongebob: ....25!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
15)
Mermaid Man: We don't really have
these powers! The powers are in the costumes. Why else would we
wear underwear over our pants?
16)
Spongebob:
OH MY GOD A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
17)
*Squidward runs past*
Spongebob: Hey! That looked
like Squidward!
*Angry mob of squids run past*
Spongebob: That looked like
Squidward also! In angry mob form!
18)
Squidward:
Spongebob, I really DO like you!
Spongebob: Squidward,
I used your clarinet to clean my toilet.
19)
Patrick: I'll tell you the story of
the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so
ugly, everybody died. The End.
20)
Squidward: *Does freakish
dance*
Some fish with funny hair:
WHAT THE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
I love that show! :D
59 faves · 2 comments · May 7, 2009 6:28pm
lavaeg
·
1 decade ago
love it tooo....you forgot my favorite quote tho!!!!!
Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! byyyeee Squidward
Patrick: Spongebob? Why did you say goodbye to squidward twice?
Spongebob: I like squidward.
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OHHH AND ANOTHER One
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Squidward: I DONT CARE ABOUT THE CUSTOMERS!
Spongebob: *GASP!!!!!!!* SQUAWIDWARD!
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winnie_the_pooh_x · 1 decade ago
Hello my name is Mo and my witty name is winnie_the_pooh_x. I don't know how you may respond to this but I love some of these quotes so much that I am going to make them into some exclusive quotes. Formating and fading and everything. So basically I am going to use them. I will give you half credit for the quote. If you don't like this idea, let me know and I will be happy to delete them. Thanks!
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