I Hate
It
When People
Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya
sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself
up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would
like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend
steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on
going naked)
Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your
supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(:
)
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up
in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on
tuesdays and thursdays)
I Hate It When People Ask 1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt
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Apr 30, 2009 6:30pm
