Remember when you were holding a ruler and asked me for a ruler?
I think that's when I knew. Not that you liked me, because
that's just wishful and obnoxious thinking. I just had a
moment where I was like "hey, he just wants a reason to talk
to me." I smiled at you widely and gave you mine. I asked
what was wrong with yours and you laughed. Your laugh was what
won me over. (or was it the fact I like dummies so much, hmm)